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Ug.  And Yuck.  I was sitting around over the weekend, planning out my life, and I have figured out that I am at the beginning of my 9-year plan.  I have 9 years until my youngest is 'out of the house', so I am (virtually) stuck to this area for that long... after that, I am thinking someplace warm!!!
 
Not that I know first hand what ex-wives are like, I think I know what you mean. ;)
 
caps lock can bde a mother fucker sometimes... I have a chapstick on my keybard at work, and it covers my capslock lite....
 
:lol:  Thatmade mt e laugh my ass off, hahahaha, at first i thought you said, capslock lite and then I knew you said caps lock light!!!1  hahaqaha
 
ha ha!!  kinda like miller lite, huh?  its the beer of the keyboarders!
you should see my bottle opener!  It's from KTM (kick ass Austrian motorcycles) and one end is a bottle opener, the other end is a 10mm box end wrench.  so cool, I can pop a beer and adjust shit all at the same time!
 
I ogotta see it, it's officila , the next few hours , the 100K thread is now druken 2.....

We will go on til the end.........
fuck it, I'm opening a bid light, heeeeelplplppp meeeee!!!!!!!

dammit, i can't remember exactly the next line.... i want me some POWERSLAVE!!!!!!! ging to praoise it.........
 
I left my camera at work, but i'll snap a picgure of my bottle opener and post it later this week!  i am going into work for 5 min tomorrow...my little 125 is there and i sold it; im meeting the guy tomorroww!

but only 5 min of work on my day off... then back to playing!
 
Playing what? ... what I typr I want people to know that someimes comes out ut in the wroing place because of this FUCKING LAPTOP!!!! SOME TIMES i'm drunk but this shit skipps on me so if you judege then fucj uoy! I AM THE LAW! YOU WONT FUCK ROUND NO MORE!
BAHBAH! One more to count in WAKE UPP THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!! OUR KIND IS SLOWLY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>......................









TURNING TO GREY!
 
Well, if things go the way i want, playing fun games with the GF...but if not, i'll prob just have to come back home and tear the carbs off my other old bike...

i like to blame things om my 'puter too..... hehehe

here is a pic of the bottle opener:

BOTTLE-OPEN.290.jpg
 
it is fucking awesome!!  i take it to parties whenever i'm drinking beer!  mostly cause almost all thepeople i drink with drink outta cans... and its all busch lite-- god, make me puke.  i'd rather drink water. 
hahaha this is funny, my son is playing xbox, trying to kill people online, and talking to his girlfriend on the phone at the same time... and it isn't a handsfree fone, so hei is holding the contorller up ot his ear os he can talk and kill at the same time...  :lol:
 
do you remember how we used to hhhhave to talk to our girlfriends when we were 14? ahhhhh, those were te days........ get laid OR play NINZTENDO.
 
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