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The five dumbest things Ozzy Osbourne ever did in ascending order:

5. The bat thing
4. Drugs
3. Sharon
2. That reality show
1. Fade out Randy Rhoad's solo at the end of Mr. Crowley
In the 11 years I work in this store today was the first time a customer was wearing an Ozzy Osbourne shirt!