MrKnickerbocker
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I can tell you all about one…We just need a time machine.
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You never told me about it.
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No shortcuts, Per
No shortcuts, Per
I just want him to take me there.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
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Just be careful guys, so you don't end up being caught somewhere in time.
MrKnickerbocker
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Well, if you'll follow me now I can begin...I did not make this time machine out of fear or out of anger. Yet, throughout my childish experiment, I felt confused and silenced by the waste around me. But if you sit down, I'll tell you everywhere I've been. I've lived a very long life. It's truly extraordinary! Let me tell you! I'll take you there! But, truly, does it even really matter? These stories, the things I've found, they're all just in my mind. You couldn't even imagine what I've seen or what I've done. I am not a preacher, by the way, I'm just a regular man. I've seen the whole world and the stories I could tell you will make your hair stand on end! Your hair will stand so high it will be taller than the walls, taller than church steeples, even! Did I tell you that I've seen gods cry? I've even seen their faces! And I'm not ashamed to tell you this epic story, but, hmm, where should I begin? By the way, I can't see the light in the darkness or solve the sins of the fathers. But this harsh truth I will tell you: it is not a lie!
Oh, hey, let me pause this story because I simply must tell you that outside, up in the sky, it's a full moon. Gosh, I've been telling this harrowing tale of time travel for an entire day now!
Anyway, as I was saying, if you open your heart to me and if your soul is free, you can really hear my story. But remember: I'm just a man. I'm not a preacher. Don't take anything I have to say as gospel, and, obviously, I have said a lot. I have shared with you so many of my tales. And I collect these stories in darkness. I am a dangerous man. To whom? I do not know. But yet I despair.
...what was I talking about again?
Dr. Eddies Wingman
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And you just want to stand and stare?
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Albatrosses, I think.
MrKnickerbocker
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You know, I'm not really sure. Let me tell you a story, but where should I begin? Did I tell you I'm very old and you wouldn't even believe the things I've seen or done?
Dr. Eddies Wingman
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Feel like I've been here before ...
MrKnickerbocker
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Keep paying attention, if you continue to listen I'll eventually tell you about my time machine!
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MrKnickerbocker
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Well, good, cause the longer you listen, the more thrilling stories you'll hear of my chilling life. Have I told you about those stories? They're grand stories. I don't even know where to begin...I'll just stay here and listen
... hoping good luck it brings
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Perhaps you'd better start from the beginning.
Perhaps you'd better start from the beginning.
Perhaps you'd better start from the beginning.
MrKnickerbocker
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I guess if I am put to the sword by an impish whim, you must follow me now to a place we begin...
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Please tell me now what whim is.
