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[srfc]

Pretty funny,

https://twitter.com/x/status/1313440219820064768

"Jon Bon Jovi on Armchair Podcast speaking about how his upbringing was different to Bono "I didn't have Orangemen walking through his neighborhood saying get the Catholic kid and beat him up"

1) Nowhere in Dublin is like that
2) Most of the members of U2, including Bono, are Protestant

 

[Perun]

Pretty funny,

https://twitter.com/x/status/1313440219820064768

"Jon Bon Jovi on Armchair Podcast speaking about how his upbringing was different to Bono "I didn't have Orangemen walking through his neighborhood saying get the Catholic kid and beat him up"

1) Nowhere in Dublin is like that
2) Most of the members of U2, including Bono, are Protestant

Dublin, Belfast, what's the difference.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Pretty funny,

https://twitter.com/x/status/1313440219820064768

"Jon Bon Jovi on Armchair Podcast speaking about how his upbringing was different to Bono "I didn't have Orangemen walking through his neighborhood saying get the Catholic kid and beat him up"

1) Nowhere in Dublin is like that
2) Most of the members of U2, including Bono, are Protestant

Sammy Wilson is burnin his Slippery When Wet record as we speak

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Dublin, Belfast, what's the difference.

 

[srfc]

Sammy Wilson is burnin his Slippery When Wet record as we speak

He prefers the cover band John Knox Jovi

1690 Fahrenheit
Keep the Protestant Faith
Popery When Wet

 

[MindRuler]

What can I say, it's his life and it's now or never. He ain't gonna live forever you know.

 

[Magnus]

A table, and a beer:
A portal to the noosphere.

 

[Perun]

A briefcase, a lunch - a man on the edge.

 

[Magnus]

A briefcase, a lunch - spring spiral of violence - a man on the edge.

and you got a haiku

 

[Midnight]

A table, and a beer:
A portal to the noosphere.

A briefcase, a lunch - a man on the edge.

The world is in chaos; there's no time to think
And Magnus is certain: he must have a drink
Some tranquil reflection would improve his mood
It's too late for dinner; he'll do without food

He sits at the table and sips at his beer
Sending him up into the noosphere
A calm and relaxed state that's hard to maintain
While chaos occurs again and again

Sitting down
Sitting down
Sitting down

Sitting down
Sitting down
Sitting down

(I took some liberties with the phrasing, but that's fine; it's a Blaze Bayley song, after all.)

 

[Magnus]

The world is in chaos; there's no time to think
And Magnus is certain: he must have a drink
Some tranquil reflection would improve his mood
It's too late for dinner; he'll do without food

He sits at the table and sips at his beer
Sending him up into the noosphere
A calm and relaxed state that's hard to maintain
While chaos occurs again and again

Sitting down
Sitting down
Sitting down

Sitting down
Sitting down
Sitting down

(I took some liberties with the phrasing, but that's fine; it's a Blaze Bayley song, after all.)

 

[Magnus]

... and here we go for another straight flush. Has been some time.

 

[Magnus]

How about someone posts something, somewhere? Feels awkward, you know.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Stop your complaining, fucko.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Hey Cried. What's happening?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

A big jobby, that's what.

 

[Magnus]

Say what you want, I know Cried laughs in the face of fear and tweaks the nose of the dreadful spindly killer big jobbies.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Jobby is done now. Try not to rub it in, Magnus.

 

[Magnus]

I solemnly declare I will try not to.
Neither will I mention Billy "Crash" Craddock in a "rub it in" context, ever.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

How would you react if the cart narcs approached you? Hopefully you're not a lazy bones so that will never happen.