Lamia020281
Educated Fool
All right.
I'm not that interested in wrestling either.
As I'm not very familiar with the genre, it may not be deathy enough. But here's the translation:
A Trip to Sauna
I dove into the water
Black as oblivion
Crows were croaking threateningly
And flew over my head
I looked somber
Like a two-year-old riding a fish
Thunder roared
And I nearly fried in the waves
But it was actually a fighter plane
On the way back, I lost my unmentionables
100% non-quality stuff!
My relatives also liked my performance of the song, I can't do cookie monster, but I tried to recite it menacingly!

As I'm not very familiar with the genre, it may not be deathy enough. But here's the translation:
A Trip to Sauna
I dove into the water
Black as oblivion
Crows were croaking threateningly
And flew over my head
I looked somber
Like a two-year-old riding a fish
Thunder roared
And I nearly fried in the waves
But it was actually a fighter plane
On the way back, I lost my unmentionables
100% non-quality stuff!
