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[Forostar]

THEY CALL ME MISTER MAGNUS

 

[Magnus]

Er, it's Cried I intended to summon, Judas.

 

[Diesel 11]

Gimme a Magnus I can't refuse.

 

[Diesel 11]

Or a Cried.

 

[Diesel 11]

No Judas though.

 

[Black Wizard]

Gimme a Magnus I can't refuse.

Gimme, gimme, gimme a Magnus at midnight

 

[Diesel 11]

I've looked into the heart of Magnus, where the blood-red journey ends. When you've faced the heart of Magnus, even your soul begins to bend.

 

[JudasMyGuide]

IT'S LIKE LOOKING IN THE MAGNUS, ONLY... NOT

IF PAZUZU COMES FOR YOU, I WILL SPIT A MAGNUS

YOU CAN BE MY MAGNUS ANYTIME

 

[Diesel 11]

YOU CAN BE MY MAGNUS ANYTIME

that's a bit far, dontcha think?

 

[Magnus]

 

[JudasMyGuide]

that's a bit far, dontcha think?

Cruise didn't think so...

WHILE YOU WERE STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAME, I WAS BEING TRAINED TO CONQUER MAGNUSES (MAGNI? MAGNAE?)

DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO A MAGNUS WHEN IT'S STRUCK BY LIGHTNING? THE SAME THING THAT HAPPENS TO EVERYTHING ELSE.

I LIKE NICE TITS. ALWAYS HAVE, HOW ABOUT MAGNUS?

 

[Magnus]

Thank you guys, really.
But I don't see how this will bring Cried back from wherever he is.

 

[Black Wizard]

@Cried

 

[JudasMyGuide]

SPARTANS? READY YOUR BREAKFAST AND EAT HEARTY, FOR TONIGHT WE DINE IN MAGNUS

LET OFF SOME STEAM, MAGNUS

A MAGNUS MAY LOVE A FISH, SIGNORA, BUT WHERE WOULD THEY LIVE

ARE YOU A MAGNUS OR A MAGNUS-CUNT?

 

[JudasMyGuide]

MUST BE WEIRD NOT HAVING ANYBODY CUM ON MAGNUS

MAGNUS! MAGNUS! I LOVE YOU! BUT WE ONLY HAVE FOURTEEN HOURS TO SAVE THE EARTH

YOU SACK OF MAGNUS

JUST IN CASE WE GET KILLED, I GOT TO TELL YOU... YOU GOT THE BIGGEST DICK I EVER SEEN ON A MAGNUS

I DON'T LIKE MAGNUS. IT'S COARSE AND ROUGH AND IRRITATING... AND IT GETS EVERYWHERE

 

[Diesel 11]

WAKE THE FUCK UP @CriedWhenBrucieLeft , YOUR MAGNUS IS CALLING.

 

[Magnus]

ATTENTION. THIS IS MAGNUS, YOUR CHIEF OF SECURITY. EXTERMINATE ALL AT WILL, AND HAPPY HUNTING!

 

[Diesel 11]

Can you hear me in the endless night alone? I'm calling... I'm calling you home.

@CriedWhenBrucieLeft

 

[JudasMyGuide]

ALRIGHT, MR MAGNUS, I’M READY FOR MY CLOSEUP

 

[Magnus]

Yes?