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[Black Abyss Babe]

If you use it generally you'll still get the majority of people thinking you're a medical doctor. And you'll find yourself explaining that you're a real doctor...

Not if you arrive in one of these:

 

[Black Wizard]

If @Black Wizard also finds the time to read a bit of medicine, just enough that it's beyond general public knowledge in the field, he can play along for a while as well.

Did you do this?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Well, during the last year of my studies for the master's degree, I took a course called "Introduction to medicine for non-medicine students"

 

[Black Wizard]

Maidenfans official first aider?

 

[Brigantium]

"Trust me, I'm a doctor."

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Maidenfans official first aider?

No practical training in that course.

However, I've received annual training in first aid at my workplace, and twice at offshore safety courses ...

I just come to think of it, I'll soon be able to answer yes to both "is there a doctor on board" and "is there a pilot on board" while on a plane ... although I shouldn't

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Bandage up and drop em' off

 

[Night Prowler]

Hi from Moldovan border. Btw. I've been accepted into the masters course at #10 out of 27

 

[Perun]

Congratulations. Make sure you get back alive to take advantage of it.

 

[Black Wizard]

Why are you going to Moldova Prowlinho?

 

[Night Prowler]

Visiting new countries.

Thanks, Per.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Congrats @Night Prowler

 

[Ariana]

Congrats, @Night Prowler ! Celebrate in Cheesinau but be careful what you drink, I wouldn't trust local beverages too much.

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Well done NP!

 

[MW564]

I really want to know KK Downing's opinion on this.

Glad I'm not the only one who feels they have been inundated with articles about KK and his many opinions recently. I can scarcely go to the bathroom without him standing in there and telling me about how he didn't want to come back, he just wanted them to want him to come back.

 

[Perun]

Tonight's playlist:

God Dethroned - No Survivors
Kreator - All of the Same Blood
Deicide - Satan Spawn, The Caco Daemon
Iron Mask - Alexander the Great
Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss
Megadave - Hangar 18
Anthrax - Caught in a Mosh
Therion - Rise of Sodom and Gomorrah
Exodus - The Toxic Waltz
Manowar - Violence and Bloodshed
Cutty Sark - Die Tonight
Judas Priest - Night Crawler
Virgin Steele - Flames of Thy Power
Helloween - I Want Out
Iron Maiden - Flash of the Blade
Primordial - Heathen Tribes
Running Wild - The Ballad of William Kidd
Sabaton - The Price of a Mile
Magic Kingdom - I'm a Lionheart
Bruce Dickinson - Tears of the Dragon
Guns 'n' Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
Queen - I Want it All
Pearl Jam - Black
Europe - The Final Countdown
Steve 'Arris - Judas
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
Atlantean Kodex - Sol Invictus
Metallica - Creeping Death
Thin Lizzy - Whiskey in the Jar
Black Sabbath - Shadow of the Wind
Sumerlands - The Guardian
Unleash the Archers - The Matriarch
Judas Priest - Hellrider
Helloween - I Want Out
Rhapsody - Dawn of Victory
Alestorm - Mexico
Blind Guardian - Imaginations From the Other Side
Eternal Champion - I am the Hammer
Iced Earth - Clear the Way
Iron Maiden - Hallowed Be Thy Name (Live)
Hammerfall - Glory to the Brave
B L A Z E - Silicon Messiah
Alter Bridge - Show Me a Leader
Black Viper - Hellions of Fire
Fozzy - Judas
Blind Guardian - Mirror Mirror

 

[Diesel 11]

Perunless Playlist:

Nightwish - Élan
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Train
Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes To Midnight
Rush - Clockwork Angels
Sovereign Council - My End
Saxon - Thunderbolt
Xandria - Stardust
Unleash The Archers - Ten Thousand Against One
Sabaton - Winged Hussars
Gloryhammer - Universe on Fire
Living Colour - Cult of Personality
Rainbow - Sixteenth Century Greensleeves
Bruce Dickinson - Silver Wings
Dio - Egypt (The Chains Are On)
Halford - Silent Screams
Kamelot - Nights of Arabia

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Iron Mask - Alexander the Great

I wonder if they performed it live.

 

[Night Prowler]

When I got back to the hotel room, WiFi wasn't working so I couldn't visit the chatroom.

 

[Black Wizard]

I've downloaded the Slack app so chat will be a bit easier next time.