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[Black Wizard]

I went past the Weetabix factory on the train today, and also the factory for The Daily Express/The Daily Star. Two quality publications

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I went past the Weetabix factory on the train today, and also the factory for The Daily Express/The Daily Star. Two quality publications

I have a rather unhealthy obsession with Weetabix. Only tonight I ate an entire packet of 12 in 1 sitting

 

[Black Wizard]

I have a rather unhealthy obsession with Weetabix. Only tonight I ate an entire packet of 12 in 1 sitting

Dry, or with milk?

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

Dry, or with milk?

With milk, not even I could stomach eating that much dry Weetabix

 

[Black Wizard]

With milk, not even I could stomach eating that much dry Weetabix

I once heard a story about a guy who was working as a golf caddy (guy who carries the clubs around) at St Andrews and one time he had to deal with a particularly obnoxious American golfist. Before starting his round the American took out a biscuit he'd swiped from the breakfast buffet, unwrapped it and started to eat it. He was not happy with what he'd eaten and said it was stale, but the caddy told him that they're quite a popular thing to eat here and they give lots of energy (a bit like lembas in Lord of the Rings). The American took the caddy's word for it and then ate another two dry weetabixes.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

My Weetabix induced stomach ache has slightly worsened due to that thought

 

[Brigantium]

That can't do you any good.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I once heard a story about a guy who was working as a golf caddy (guy who carries the clubs around) at St Andrews and one time he had to deal with a particularly obnoxious American golfist. Before starting his round the American took out a biscuit he'd swiped from the breakfast buffet, unwrapped it and started to eat it. He was not happy with what he'd eaten and said it was stale, but the caddy told him that they're quite a popular thing to eat here and they give lots of energy (a bit like lembas in Lord of the Rings). The American took the caddy's word for it and then ate another two dry weetabixes.

I just looked up weetabix. That's too damn funny!

 

[Black Wizard]

It does appear to be sold in North America actually. Manufactured in Ontario. The portion size is smaller than the British Weetabix though.

 

[Brigantium]

I love this.
https://thehardtimes.net/music/vocalist-buys-banter-pedal-use-songs/

I'd recommend the Bruce 4000.

 

[Black Wizard]

I am eating Weetabix for breakfast.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I am eating Weetabix for breakfast.

I ate my usual six, albeit in a rush as I was late for college

 

[Black Wizard]

I have two bars. Are you a bodybuilder or something?

 

[Wogmidget]

Clearly a superior being either way

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I have two bars. Are you a bodybuilder or something?

Nah I'm actually a tall skinny twig who never puts on any weight or muscle no matter how much I eat

 

[Black Wizard]

The worst sort of person then.

 

[The Flash]

Nah I'm actually a tall skinny twig who never puts on any weight or muscle no matter how much I eat

@Saapanael's second account confirmed

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

@Saapanael's second account confirmed

Busted!

 

[Brigantium]

Nah I'm actually a tall skinny twig who never puts on any weight or muscle no matter how much I eat

I'm not surprised, eating that much fibre.

 

[phantomoftheicarus]

I'm not surprised, eating that much fibre.

You're right, better switch to eating 23 pieces of toast each day