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Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
I got some American money today. The first time I've seen any dollars in fact. I do think that the United States should put the current president on its money though. It would be great fun to have a Trump $20 bill.
When are you going, Wiz?
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
A week on Saturday.
Many people told me - Republicans of course not the crooked Dems and crooked Hillary, they are not good people trust me - that there should be a $20 bill with my face on it. People want their favorite president (me) on their bills, not some sad weak dems like Obama - still didn't reveal his birth certificate, no good - because they'll have lots of money once I cut the taxes - they are the worst, just awful like Obamacare - they'll have lots of jobs once I bring them back from China - they are running us into the ground, just awful...
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
The fact that my face is not on American dollars, yes, dollars, not small change like Kennedy on the 50 cent piece (I know what you're thinking, KenneWHO?), showcases just what's wrong with the American system.
It's time to change this. What's Ben Franklin doing on the $100 bill? Guy wasn't even a president. What'd he do? Flew a kite? And he's on the $100 bill? That's just wrong.
In fact, everything's wrong. $1 bill has Washington. Yeah ok, so maybe we wouldn't have this country without him, but gimme a break. He turned down a third presidency, that is not cool.
Speaking of which it's time this city was renamed Trump Emperium.
Anyways, $2 bill has Thomas Jefferson, but no one cares about the $2 bill, so let's move on.
Jefferson got screwed, but not as badly as I am perpetually.
$5 bill has Lincoln. So what if he liberated the slaves, he couldn't defend himself from getting shot. What a loser.
I love black people BTW. They're awesome. Especially the food. Love the food. In my opinion every black person should be at work in a restaurant, it's great.
$10 bill has Hamilton. Ha. Crooked Hamilton wasn't even president. Didn't he want to be king or something? Idiot. I'm the rightful 1st king of America.
And the play, by the way, sucks. Almost as much as Hillary.
$20 bill has Jackson on it. He screwed over the Indians almost as much as I'm screwing over the Mexicans. Some of which, I assume, are good people. But like the Indians, most of them are rapists, terrorists, big headed losers, and guys with bigger dicks than me. That won't do.
Come to think of it, Jackson is basically my inspiration. He stays.
$50 bill has Grant on it. Dude was a drunkard. No thanks.
Lee should be on there instead.
And yes, Franklin on the $100 bill. Failure.
It's time to renovate this whole thing. We need to change this money deal and put a picture of me on everything. $1 bill will be me as a kid, and each subsequent one will be a picture of me older. We'll also bring back the $1,000 bill with a picture of me in my Supreme Excellence.
Crooked Hillary meanwhile will get nothing.
She loses.
Just like the she lost the presidency.
I won by the way. If you'd forgotten.
And by the way, the recent CNN headline "Trump Unveils The New Controlled States of America Through His Change Of The Country's Currency" - bunch of losers. This is fake news, the American people want it, and if you can't deal with that then you're losers. Sad.
Anyways, thank you folks and I hope you enjoy this further reign of King Donaldus Rex.
Signed,
Donald J. Trump,
Potentate of the CSA
P.S. - Fried chicken is fucking amazing, I love blacks.
It's time to change this. What's Ben Franklin doing on the $100 bill? Guy wasn't even a president. What'd he do? Flew a kite? And he's on the $100 bill? That's just wrong.
In fact, everything's wrong. $1 bill has Washington. Yeah ok, so maybe we wouldn't have this country without him, but gimme a break. He turned down a third presidency, that is not cool.
Speaking of which it's time this city was renamed Trump Emperium.
Anyways, $2 bill has Thomas Jefferson, but no one cares about the $2 bill, so let's move on.
Jefferson got screwed, but not as badly as I am perpetually.
$5 bill has Lincoln. So what if he liberated the slaves, he couldn't defend himself from getting shot. What a loser.
I love black people BTW. They're awesome. Especially the food. Love the food. In my opinion every black person should be at work in a restaurant, it's great.
$10 bill has Hamilton. Ha. Crooked Hamilton wasn't even president. Didn't he want to be king or something? Idiot. I'm the rightful 1st king of America.
And the play, by the way, sucks. Almost as much as Hillary.
$20 bill has Jackson on it. He screwed over the Indians almost as much as I'm screwing over the Mexicans. Some of which, I assume, are good people. But like the Indians, most of them are rapists, terrorists, big headed losers, and guys with bigger dicks than me. That won't do.
Come to think of it, Jackson is basically my inspiration. He stays.
$50 bill has Grant on it. Dude was a drunkard. No thanks.
Lee should be on there instead.
And yes, Franklin on the $100 bill. Failure.
It's time to renovate this whole thing. We need to change this money deal and put a picture of me on everything. $1 bill will be me as a kid, and each subsequent one will be a picture of me older. We'll also bring back the $1,000 bill with a picture of me in my Supreme Excellence.
Crooked Hillary meanwhile will get nothing.
She loses.
Just like the she lost the presidency.
I won by the way. If you'd forgotten.
And by the way, the recent CNN headline "Trump Unveils The New Controlled States of America Through His Change Of The Country's Currency" - bunch of losers. This is fake news, the American people want it, and if you can't deal with that then you're losers. Sad.
Anyways, thank you folks and I hope you enjoy this further reign of King Donaldus Rex.
Signed,
Donald J. Trump,
Potentate of the CSA
P.S. - Fried chicken is fucking amazing, I love blacks.
Best. Post. Ever.
Put the Queen on them. 
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
I spent way too much time on this but hey praise is always appreciated.
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
This reminds me. It's time our national anthem became Trump Save America. My people want this.Put the Queen on them.
I am Jesus.
Black Abyss Babe
I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold
Have you ever made a mushroom out of his head?
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
Not yet, but it's on the agenda. Oops, I've said too much. I'll have to mushroom your head now.
Sweet dreams.
~Donald J. Trump
Diesel 11
As you scream into the web of silence...
This, by the way, is far too short. You come to our country, you better stay long enough to enjoy it.
~Donald J. Trump
Yeah dude! A week is too short to spend in this land of plenty! I mean, you can't go to all of our all-you-can eat buffets in one week! You need at least four; gotta plan in hospital visits.
~Diesel 11
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Put the Queen on them.
#MAGBA
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
I'm leaving for America a week tomorrow but staying for a fortnight.
If the USD did have the current president's face on them then Trump would definitely try to take the Obama-faced money out of circulation which would lead to this tweet:
Calendar turn over today, I bet it's going to be a picture of Dave Murray.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
It is indeed Dave Murray - or Davecember. He looks very happy doesn't he?
Today is December 1st. It is now officially winter.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
It is officially a nice winter day in southeastern Norway. Temperature at -3 deg C, clear skies, a thin layer of snow.
Now I just want some more snow so I can start skiing.