Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

[Magnus]

Cried has many bags of nuts. Plenty more nuts to go around.

And enough milk for his coffee it seems

 

[Black Wizard]

What do you think the total would drop to?

90,000

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

And fuck organic, Wiz.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Ah. Silly me. Of course he is saving his raisins for Sunday

 

[Magnus]

What kind of food? Raisins, i hope.

Organic, obviously

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Fuck Gluten Free Wiz, too

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

There's no fucking raisins!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Just peanuts. Plain old peanuts.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Fuck sake. Shite squirrel. Hope he destroys yer bergonias.
Is it too early for a Pot Noodle? Hardly.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Niall, you started drinking yet this morning?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I might go out for a cycle. I expect the job to be done by my return guys.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Cried, how very dare you. Of course I have.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Green Pot Noodle, by the way.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

I might go out for a cycle.

Get a job, hippy

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Green Pot Noodle, by the way.

Do they do any other colours where you're from?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Get a job, hippy

My job is right here today.

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Ulster says 'Naw' te bi-partizan Pot Noodlery

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Also, who you calling a fucking hippy?!

Ulster says 'Naw' te bi-partizan Pot Noodlery

You didn't have a red one to hand then?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

@JudasMyGuide could you give us a fucking hand here?

 

[Cat Milk Supreme]

Also, who you calling a fucking hippy?!

You didn't have a red one to hand then?

Just cos my dreads are a problem when I address the bowl does not mean Im a hippy.
Red Hand Pot Noodle. Thats my next business venture sorted