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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I cried when Bruce and Adrian returned.

The same way I cried when Clive Burr left, I guess.

 

[Brigantium]

Nah, I looked like this in '99.

You looked blurry and poorly Photoshopped?

 

[Saapanael]

I was all about the BabyRage.

 

[Brigantium]

Sappy in a Nappy.

 

[LooseCannon]

I probably still cried a little when Adrian left.

 

[Night Prowler]

This has been a wonderful weekend. Didn't go outside at all. I've been trying to pull it off for months and I finally succeeded. Finally had time to catch up on all TV shows and do all the chores.

 

[bearfan]

Spent 1 1/2 days im Budapest. Such a cool city. Got to fly 9m the top deck of a 747 there and back, which was kinda cool

 

[Wogmidget]

I see.

Most people have to ability to see, @Diesel 11

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Eyh! That should come with a trigger warning. What if a blind man read it?

 

[Black Wizard]

I just completed my application to enter the US without a visa. The question about if I plan on committing any terrorist acts was pretty tough.

 

[Brigantium]

Are you planning to do that?

 

[Perun]

I had to answer that question too, and another one that asked whether I was associated with the governments of Germany or Japan between 1939 and 1945. Thing is, they're dead serious about this and won't appreciate the problems with this sort of question.

 

[Saapanael]

How do you manage to look so young?

 

[Perun]

Dr Mengele knew what he was doing.

 

[Black Wizard]

I had to answer that question too, and another one that asked whether I was associated with the governments of Germany or Japan between 1939 and 1945. Thing is, they're dead serious about this and won't appreciate the problems with this sort of question.

Surely the US government is likely to hire you if you were associated with the Nazi government? That's where most of the Nazi scientists ended up wasn't it?

 

[Brigantium]

Depends if he ticks/checks the 'I know lots about rockets' box.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

'I know lots about rockets'

 

[LooseCannon]

Depends if he ticks/checks the 'I know lots about rockets' box.

Put in the comments "My co-worker works for the Soviets, but I know more than he does."

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Dr Mengele knew what he was doing.

My high school PE teacher was known to many students simply as "Mengele". One day, a girl in my class wanted to talk to him. She didn't know it was a nickname and asked another teacher where he was ...

 

[Black Wizard]

My authorization to travel to the US has been approved, but I still need to convince the border people to let me in when I get there. The authorization process was very quick. I suspect it's some guy at a computer seeing it's a British person who doesn't have a muslim name and he just clicks "Approve".