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[Night Prowler]

Just finished the task of cleaning up my mom's place after the Norwegian dude moved out today. (The one who bought me boxers with the Norwegian flag, if you recall that). Honestly... fuck that guy. Probably never heard of vacuum cleaners or cleaning of any kind. Slob cunt. I understand he was just renting, but I don't understand living in so much dust and filth.

Good news is that by doing this, I can keep the last rent check which is 150 euros. Totally worth it.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

@The Flash I really want to know what the message says.

 

[Black Wizard]

I bet it's something like "I am a Turkish president looking to put 100 million lira into your bank account. Please give me your bank details so I can transfer the money."

 

[The Flash]

@The Flash I really want to know what the message says.

It was just a celebratory message regarding the first anniversary of the unsuccessful coup attempt. It's a national day now.

 

[LooseCannon]

Sorry to hear @Perun has the flu.

 

[Magnus]

Nice rainbow over Sofia earlier today

 

[Magnus]

Sorry to hear @Perun has the flu.

So that's why he locked such a promising thread

 

[Magnus]

to Druzhba & Mladost anyway

 

[Black Abyss Babe]

Sorry to hear @Perun has the flu.

Get well soon @Perun - flu's horrible, I know!

 

[Perun]

Thanks everyone. It's a manflu - somewhere between what women consider a slight irritation and the end of the world.

 

[Magnus]

Thanks everyone. It's a manflu - somewhere between what women consider a slight irritation and the end of the world.

I think we should have a poll

 

[Magnus]

How unbearable is [insert-name-here]'s flu on a scale 1-10

 

[LooseCannon]

Thanks everyone. It's a manflu - somewhere between what women consider a slight irritation and the end of the world.

Not the end of the world, just your world. The rest of us might survive.

 

[Magnus]

Not Carthage though

 

[Magnus]

And since none of you esteemed senior members did it, may I:
Welcome, @Desdemona

 

[Magnus]

You know, I suspect there are several normal members here, but that's because I'm paranoid.

 

[Deleted member 7164]

I knew it. Hipsters got him the flu.

 

[Magnus]

So that's why he locked such a promising thread

I knew it. Hipsters got him the flu.

Nothing to add.

 

[Perun]

It's summer, so I got the flu before it was cool.

 

[Magnus]

Cheers Per, good to see you're alive and kicking!