That's bad luck. He's not a serial killer by any chance, is he?
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He has worst timing ever.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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Is your timing better or something?
Of course.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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Your little story suggests otherwise.
People tell me "You have the best timing" and it's true. It's the best timing, nobody has better timing.
Black Wizard
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Is your friend Barney Stinson?
He's more like Randy.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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If your timing was so fucking great you'd have whisked that pretty girl away with your silver tongue before that muppet friend of yours turned up.
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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Now that would be the best timing! 
Forostar
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CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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It rained pretty hard here today after a few weeks of really dry weather. Hope it's dry on Tuesday...
CriedWhenBrucieLeft
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Everyone watching Eurovision, right?
Nope. Watching Silence. Film about Jesuit missionaries in 17th Century Japan.
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Dark Knight Rises.
Cat Milk Supreme
Ancient Mariner
Watching a kettle boil
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Was it called black by a pot?
Saapanael
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Don't squeeze it. Kettle boils can be nasty.