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To win an argument in a pub meant you had to rely on being more convincing. No Googling it.
 
I spent yesterday at a small medieval festival near Ottawa, watching jousting and people hitting each other with swords, and a lovely presentation on raptors (the bird species that qualify as such, not the dinosaurs), and eating medieval-style stews. Mmmm.
 
The couple who made the stews (and medieval breads) also gave a half-hour long presentation on English foods of the 14th century, divided by class. It was a lovely presentation, very tasty.
 
You guys probably all think you've seen the worst band in the world. But right now, I'm watching a band whose singer is sitting on a stool, eating peanuts in between verses and fixing her bracelet during the choruses. I am too embarrassed to even look at the stage for more than half a second at a time.
 
You guys probably all think you've seen the worst band in the world. But right now, I'm watching a band whose singer is sitting on a stool, eating peanuts in between verses and fixing her bracelet during the choruses. I am too embarrassed to even look at the stage for more than half a second at a time.

Are you sure this is not some performance art piece with a grand message like art is in the eye of the beholder or some jazz like that?
 
Why are you attending this "performance"?

Because apparently, they decided they needed to have live music in the 'Irish' pub at the beach where we had dinner, and they seemed to have picked the first three people who were willing to go onstage for some free peanuts.

Are you sure this is not some performance art piece with a grand message like art is in the eye of the beholder or some jazz like that?

I dunno, my girlfriend was more involved while making fun of them than the band was while playing.
 
Because apparently, they decided they needed to have live music in the 'Irish' pub at the beach where we had dinner, and they seemed to have picked the first three people who were willing to go onstage for some free peanuts.
You know the phrase, pay peanuts...
 
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