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[Black Wizard]

Iron Maiden need to sell door stops. How cool would it be to have an Eddie head propping your door open?

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Brutal headache last night. Doctor thinks it is a tension headache and prescribed me aleve and massage therapy. And said, and I quote, "and a glass or two of scotch".

My doctor is from Newfoundland.

That's great! And if you were in California, he'd be prescribing the best medicine of them all!

 

[The Flash]

Akinator is fun, I last played it in 2013, I think.

I had Ariana Grande in my mind and the fourth question was "Is your character related to donuts?"

 

[bearfan]

massage therapy

My doctor is from Newfoundland.

Can you bill happy endings to insurance?

 

[mckindog]

Being Canadian means saying we are lumberjacks and that's OK.
No it's more than OK. It's fucking great because Canadian lumberjacks do things like this with their chainsaws.





Spotted it on Sunday in a Vancouver Island town called Campbell River about two hours north of me.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

That's amazing and I want it in my front lawn. First I need a front lawn.

 

[Brigantium]

I might start professionally making Eddies for a living. An artist in South Africa has just created a fantastic TBOS Eddie sculpture.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

What would you call your profession? Eddiographer? Eddiesmith?

 

[Srogyy]

Eddietor.

 

[Brigantium]

My former boss' karaoke name was Eddie Tor.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Edmaker

 

[Yax]

Eddietor.

This.

 

[LooseCannon]

Can you bill happy endings to insurance?

They won't put that part on the receipt.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

Being Canadian means saying we are lumberjacks and that's OK.
No it's more than OK. It's fucking great because Canadian lumberjacks do things like this with their chainsaws.

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Spotted it on Sunday in a Vancouver Island town called Campbell River about two hours north of me.

That's AWESOME!

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Fuck. Another terrorist attack in Istanbul last night. Three men opened fire, then blew themselves up when police tried to shoot them. 36 confirmed dead.

This world is quite the fucked up place sometimes.

 

[Brigantium]

Just had a 7x spammer kill. Is this a new record?

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

Combining the thoughts behind the last two posts...

Are spammers the terrorists of the internet?

 

[terrell39]

They won't put that part on the receipt.

Got one scheduled this weekend. Don't realize how stressed out I am until about halfway through the massage, then I ask myself "why the hell did I put this off so long?"

 

[LooseCannon]

Got one scheduled this weekend.

Which, the massage or the happy ending?

 

[terrell39]

Which, the massage or the happy ending?

BOTH!