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This thread, Wiz. The OP is risking bringing the Illuminati down on us, though, I think we should ban him tomorrow and block associated IP addresses, just to be sure.

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Amorphis was pretty great. What's not great is that the bus that will take me back to my city arrives in 3 hours (4:30 am) and I'm all alone outside since everything is closed <_<
 
A bird shit on me today. :grumble:

I was about to shoot it, but then I remembered Bruce's warning that if I did, I'd risk losing my way northwards, suffer from immobility and thirst, my peers would hang the dead bird on my neck, then the personifications of death and life-in-death would play a game of chance until I am the only one who is gambled to survive, then I would suffer loneliness and desperation because everybody I know is dead and I would start seeing the divine beauty of creation in the most abhorrent of beings, pray for their beauty and be relieved with rain, then my peers would rise from the dead as zombies to bring me home, where I would be picked up by a pilot, his son and a hermit and I'd be cursed to tell my story for the rest of the life.

In short, not worth it. I'm glad Maiden taught me a life lesson.
 
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