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I know that large-city people are used to seeing all kinds of stuff but holy shit fuck, someone confront the bastard already!
 
Alexander the Great qualifies on all accounts. It has the cheesiest lyrics in the Maiden discography and it's awesome.
 
What would an Iron Maiden album centered around food be like?

There'd be a simple, straight-forward rocker there called The Potato, that's for sure. Short rockers are like potatoes after all, can be used for many purposes.

Rime of the Ancient Mayonnaise?
 
The Longest Day: A heart wrenching epic on the battle of a man who had too many bananas in the morning and started to hear sounds from his stomach on his way to work.
 
There's a popular kebab in Turkey called İskender, which is Turkish for Alexander and I've seen a botched attempt at translating its bigger option before: Alexander the Great.

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The translation of Mixed İskender as "Alexander Confused", İskender with extra meat as "Very Alexander" and Döner as "Return" is also quite brilliant.
 
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