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[Brigantium]

Remember we're still on British Summer Time, then.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Remember we're still on British Summer Time, then.

The committee is fully aware of the difference between GMT & British Summer Time.

NP's fate will be announced at 12:00 GMT/13:00 BST.

 

[Night Prowler]

 

[Brigantium]

Oh well, if you're going to die, best listen to that album.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

The committee has adjourned for coffee & scones.

 

[Perun]

What the hell is going on here?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

What the hell is going on here?

Apparently, Cried has left for coffee and scones. And maybe a biscUit?

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

What the hell is going on here?

There have been some apologies this morning, but the committee is currently sitting after a short break.
Cried & Wingman are in attendance & will pass judgement on NP's case in due course.
Your patience is requested.

 

[Ariana]

We don't care, though.

 

[Unknown One]

Making out that you're some sort of hero...

The Haven't-Listened-to-The-Book-Of-Souls-Leak Fellowship current membership:
@CriedWhenBrucieLeft
@Forostar
@Dr. Eddies Wingman
@Mosh
@Wästed The Great
@Black Abyss Babe
@Cornfed Hick
@Crimson Idol
Anyone else want to come forward?

What privileges do members get?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

A rabbit walks into a store and asks the shopkeeper: - Got any carrots? The shopkeeper answers: -No.
The next day, the rabbit comes back and again it asks for carrots. The answer is still no.
After a week, the shopkeeper has lost his patience and says to the rabbit: If you come back one more time asking for carrots, I'll nail your ears to the wall!

The very next day, the rabbit still returns. He asks the shopkeeper:

Spoiler

-You got nails?
- No ...
- You got carrots?

 

[Brigantium]

That was the favourite joke of a friend at one time. I can't remember how many times I heard it.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

What privileges do members get?

Loads.

Have you listened to the album yet?

 

[Perun]

I know that one a bit differently:

A rabbit walks into a store and asks the shopkeeper: 'You got carrots?'
The shopkeeper answers: 'No.'
The rabbit leaves only to return the next day and asks: 'You got carrots?'
Again, the shopkeeper negates, the rabbit leaves and returns the next day. This goes on for a week and eventually, the shopkeeper is so annoyed that he buys a big bag of carrots and places them on the counter. The next day, the rabbit returns and the shopkeeper angrily points to the carrots on the counter.
The rabbit says,

Spoiler

See, you do got carrots!

Admittedly, the doctor's version is better.

 

[frus]

 

[Perun]

And here's my dad's favourit joke:
Two cannibals meet in the jungle. One asks the other:
'Have you seen my wife?'
'No.'
'Liar! You're still chewing! '

 

[Unknown One]

Loads.

Have you listened to the album yet?

No. That's why I'm asking.

 

[Brigantium]

I was just thinking of the duck song.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

No. That's why I'm asking.

You're in then!

What privileges do members get?

There's definitely a badge. Pretty sure there's a badge...

Spoiler: Members

The Haven't-Listened-to-The-Book-Of-Souls-Leak Fellowship:
@CriedWhenBrucieLeft
@Forostar
@Dr. Eddies Wingman
@Mosh
@Wästed The Great
@Black Abyss Babe
@Cornfed Hick
@Crimson Idol
@Unknown One

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Then there was this pretty bad joke that I read as a 7-year old and retold to our main teacher:

- I won the 2nd prize in a lottery yesterday!
- Congratulations, what did you win?
- A brand new Lada!
- Oh! And what was the first prize?
- A basket of fruit.

According to my four years younger brother, this teacher was still retelling that joke after I had finished that school.