Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

Adrian Smith won the 1932 Kentucky Derby.
Adrian Smith is renowned among the elite for his taste in decor.
Adrian Smith shows no mercy.
Each of Adrian Smith's fingers has been through years of rigorous classical training, and they each now fing excellently.
Adrian Smith's nipples glow in the dark. This was Steve's true inspiration for "Fear of the Dark".
 
Adrian Smith beat up Cthulhu's daddy.
Adrian Smith was a quantum mechanic before it was cool.
Adrian Smith ventured upon the road less traveled, and found there aren't any good fish and chips that way.
Adrian Smith started the rumor that Salieri killed Mozart, to cover his tracks. :ninja:
Adrian Smith can exert more force than either a team of Clydesdales, or three fat women. (One or the other, I can't remember which offhand.)
 
Adrian Smith taught John Wayne how to speak Italian. In gratitude, John Wayne never spoke Italian.
Adrian Smith is the guy who keeps voting against Leo at the Oscars.
Adrian Smith is a registered trademark.
Adrian Smith exists in eleven dimensions. Three of those don't exist anywhere else.
Please supervise your children closely in the vicinity of Adrian Smith.
 
I conclude my testimony thus: mullet.

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Wait a minute ... now there seems to be a cancer spreading from the Adrian Smith Statements thread.

We need the other kind of radiation.

Love, Prance
 
the chorus of "Wasted Beards" has been discovered

so, grab that can
don't waste your time, your sink is running, foam and smear
shave up, best you can
and watch the water wash away your wasted beard
 
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By the way, the original aim is:

Let's try and get 100,000 replies to this post

So, especially post #100,001 will be milestone, more so then 100,000.
 
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