Yax
Ancient Mariner
No way. Those are mutually exclusive.
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Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Fucking hell ...
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Had pancakes this evening. 
Yax
Ancient Mariner
Bam, with ice cream and strawberry jam!Had pancakes this evening.
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
I had mine with lemon juice, sugar, jam and nutella. Not all at the same time though.
Lemon juice in pancakes?
Black Wizard
Pleb Hunter
Yeah. Sprinkle some sugar on it and put a drizzle of lemon juice on. It's ossum.Lemon juice in pancakes?
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
I saw Testament back when they opened for Maiden in 1992. It was a great show!
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Barack and Michelle Obama are at a baseball game, sitting in the 1st row with the Secret Service. One of the Secret Service agents says something To the President. Barack stares at the agent, looks at Michelle, looks Back at the agent, and shakes his head no.
The agent says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it." So, Barack shrugs, gets up, grabs Michelle by the seat of her pants, and throws her over the railing onto the field.
She gets up kicking and screaming. The crowd goes wild. Barack is bowing and smiling. Then he notices that the agent has gone pale so Barack asks, "What's wrong?" The agent replies,
The agent says, "Mr. President, it was a request from the team owner who is a big campaign contributor and the fans will love it." So, Barack shrugs, gets up, grabs Michelle by the seat of her pants, and throws her over the railing onto the field.
She gets up kicking and screaming. The crowd goes wild. Barack is bowing and smiling. Then he notices that the agent has gone pale so Barack asks, "What's wrong?" The agent replies,
"Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out the first PITCH"
Okay Wayne, Garth
DJ James
A coma stole my name.
Did you catch the Waynes World skit on SNL 40, @LooseCannon ?
I have not watched SNL 40 yet, I was unaware there was a Wayne's World as I have been trying to avoid spoilers.
So I went to uni today to take an (oral) exam on Political Economy. I'm in my third year and this subject is a leftover from the first year. Crazy bitch professor flunked me 6 times back then, so I decided to skip a year and wait for the professor switch which happens every 2 years. So this guy is much much better and way more pleasant. And it's finally my turn to take the exam (after waiting for 8 hours) and I know first 3 questions and then the 4th question comes and it's from an additional literature book that I didn't read
I know it's my fault, but still... I came closer than ever to passing that dreaded exam and now I have to wait till June...
I know it's my fault, but still... I came closer than ever to passing that dreaded exam and now I have to wait till June...
Dr. Eddies Wingman
Brighter than thousand_suns
Just got a message from a colleague. Sabaton tickets booked. Hurray!