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[Ariana]

Metal Dementia.

 

[Wästed The Great]

Is that the aftermath of Metal Health?

 

[Perun]

It drives you mad, after all.

 

[Brigantium]

Yes, why not. Perun can come round once a month to DJ at a tea and reminiscences afternoon. We can all sit around and sing war songs...mostly Sabaton ones.

 

[Ariana]

And bring beer!

 

[Brigantium]

You'll have to hide that under the table, matron won't be happy.

 

[LooseCannon]

It's not like it used to be.

 

[Perun]

Oy! I'm almost old myself. Let the kids do it. Night Prowler, Wizard, them all.

 

[Wästed The Great]

I think we should have a stocked bar. If I'm paying that much to stay in a retirement villa, it should have booze.

 

[Brigantium]

Oy! I'm almost old myself. Let the kids do it. Night Prowler, Wizard, them all.

Dusty! Dusty is our future!

 

[Perun]

He'll just ask the nurses to roleplay.

 

[Ariana]

And the Ethiopian, of course. We'd need him a lot.

 

[Perun]

Absolutely. You don't want to witness me being grumpy.

 

[Ariana]

Absolutely. You don't want to witness me being grumpy.

You're wrong.

 

[Perun]

I tell you, if Stardust ever gets on my lawn...

 

[Wästed The Great]

Do you need a special vacuum to clean up stardust?

 

[Crimson Idol]

I honestly can't remember the last time I had a 'normal' nights sleep, not resorted to a walking frame just yet though, even if I am not exactly in peak condition.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Just think of it. When our generation gets old, metal will rule the nursery homes!

 

[Ariana]

And it will be played awfully loud.

 

[Brigantium]

PARDON???