Let's try and get 1,000,000 replies to this post

[Saapanael]

Eh, you can't force it. It has to start with Saap mentioning something about Dave's guitar appearing somewhere online. Maybe Saap is a bot.

Day 587: they know.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

D-D-D-Dumbo breaker.

 

[Black Wizard]

I wonder if Travis is a bot. Advertising

 

[Saapanael]

People are liking me today.

 

[Ariana]

Because you're a likeable Ethiopian bot.

 

[Saapanael]

Because you're a likeable Ethiopian bot.

Thanks. I now recall that your Ethiopian great-granduncle has left you 10 000$ as he recently passed away. Reply quickly to noscamatall@ethiopia.net to claim the money.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Saap is sponsored by Dave Murray. Ironically, with all the money he's made saying nice things about Dave on this forum (sources tell me he gets $1 for every positive Dave mention), he went an bought an Adrian Smith signature guitar...

 

[Brigantium]

Hey, you like-generator you!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Travis is on $1 a "hello" . He's sponsered by whoever it was who made those stupid little symbols up.

 

[Brigantium]

And CriedWhenBrucieLeft is sponsored by....CriedWhenBrucieLeft.com

 

[Ariana]

CriedWhenBrucieLeft is sponsored by the bold.

 

[The Flash]

I was getting paid $10.000 per whiny bitchy post back in '12. I cut them down ever since I became filthy rich. #YOLO

 

[Brigantium]

It's difficult to put that 'i' in, isn't it? I did that too, then edited.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

CriedWhenBruceLeft is sponsored by the bold.

That's correct, Ariana. I can't tell you who I work for though.

 

[Black Wizard]

CriedWhenBruceLeft is sponsored by the bold.

That's a type of washing powder actually.

I was getting paid $10.000 per whiny bitchy post back in '12. I cut them down ever since I became filthy rich. #YOLO

Dusty was asking for less so the company dropped you.

 

[The Flash]

Dusty was asking for less so the company dropped you.

Better to get a brand new, 13 year old whiner than having a washed up 18 year old. He has more to offer.

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

He's not doing a very good job.

 

[Black Wizard]

Exactly. The potential for whining was immense so they felt it was worth promoting someone from the youth system.

 

[Ariana]

But he's been behaving lately...

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

I mean Dusty isn't doing a very good job, Wiz.