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[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

He was together with US alpine skier Julia Mancuso for some years, but they have broken up. You might have a chance @Ariana

 

[mckindog]

Anyone else here who's not watching the Olympics now?

Me.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

All people from Scandinavia are at least kind of cute.

You haven't seen me.

 

[Ariana]

He was together with US alpine skier Julia Mancuso for some years, but they have broken up. You might have a chance @Ariana

He's not that cute.

 

[LooseCannon]

You haven't seen me.

That's untrue, you put a picture of yourself up the day we all changed our names to our real names. You didn't do much for me, but that might not have anything to do with attractiveness.

 

[LooseCannon]

Chara!!!

 

[Ariana]

Wtf are the Americans wearing?

 

[LooseCannon]

Those are so ugly. Like...so so so ugly.

 

[LooseCannon]

Putin will have any of those athletes executed should they fail to achieve their expectations.

 

[Ariana]

And I'm sure they are all fully aware of that.

 

[Black Wizard]

Do you think people will be sent to Siberia for this?

I don't get it

 

[Ariana]

These were initially flowers, which gradually expanded to form the Olympic circles. But something went wrong and one of the flowers refused to magically turn into a circle and I bet a lot of people are crying because of this right now.

 

[Black Wizard]

Oh. Definite jail term then.

Are any North Koreans there?

 

[LooseCannon]

The ballet was beautiful, but here comes the Revolution to sweep away the old order.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Well, these Russians know their choreography, but what would you expect of an event costing 50 billion USD ...

 

[LooseCannon]

Will they do the Great Patriotic War next? Might make the Germans uncomfortable. There were hints at Poltava earlier.

 

[Brigantium]

And here comes Kazakhstan! Such an interesting country.

This reminds me of the kind of thing Terry Wogan would say when commentating on the Eurovision Song Contest, usually in a condescending tone.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Oh, they will mention the war ...

Spoiler

... but I think they'll get away with it.

 

[Black Wizard]

Well, these Russians know their choreography, but what would you expect of an event costing 50 billion USD ...

The opening ceremony was remarkably well choreographed as well. What else would you expect though?

 

[LooseCannon]

They did, yes, there was a short reference to it, the silence and airplane engines (sadly, Aces High did not follow).