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[Perun]

Imagine it's not a basement. What if it's not even that?

 

[Ariana]

I know there must be at least three things present for sure:
1. A throne
2. A whip
3. A sword that weighs a minimum of 50 kg

 

[Perun]

I'm sure that there is also a fluffy tiger on his bed, the stripes of which are all faded because he tried so hard to wash them out.

 

[Ariana]

And a shabby teddy bear that only has its skin left because Joey used its stuffing to make his biceps look bigger. As a bonus, he spreads the skin on the floor and puts his foot on the teddy bear's head imagining the armies of the world were chanting his name.

 

[Perun]

A little castle he made out of the moving boxes his parents once put before his door, trying to hint him into something.

 

[Ariana]

Oh great! I just found out that one of my colleagues is on a holiday and another one is in sick leave. Oh happy week!

 

[Perun]

Cue the gospel choir.

 

[Black Wizard]

What a lovely conversation to start the morning.

I watched the handegg final. It was a bollocking. Loved watching the Broncos get destroyed. I just wish they wouldn't call it the World Championships of Football. That happens in Rio this summer.

The Baseball thingy is called the World Series, but only 'Merkins play Baseball. If we're going to do things like this then we should have a Shinty World Cup. Scotland would kick ass.

 

[Crimson Idol]

I vote for it looking like the inside of Ghengis Khan's hut thingy, of which I forget the proper term.

 

[Perun]

Yurt.

 

[Ariana]

Why not aul?

Lunchtime.

 

[Perun]

You're thinking of Ormutag?

I'll have lunch in half an hour.

 

[Ariana]

I'd rather not answer this question because I may come across as nationalistic.

 

[Perun]

So that's a 'yes'.

 

[Ariana]

No comment.

 

[Perun]

I'm surprised you're letting a majority opinion dictate what you say. Besides, it's only Swedish nationalism that is currently evil.

 

[Ariana]

I'm not letting anyone's opinion dictate what I say. I just have no time now.

 

[Perun]

You just barely saved yourself there.

 

[Ariana]

From what?

I'm proud to say my country has not been affected by the terrible plague of political correctness.

 

[Perun]

From ruining your reputation, of course.

I can't say anything about being proud, especially when it relates to this country. Although it seems like political incorrectnes is the new political correctness now.