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[Black Wizard]

I took an umbrella with me today (for the first time in my life) and it doesn't start seriously raining until I get home.

 

[SixesAlltheway]

Great documentary about this "sport" that is crane/height climbing...

 

[Perun]

I just saw it's supposed to get -16° on Saturday night!

 

[CriedWhenBrucieLeft]

Is that below freezing?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I'll tell you, it's cold enough for Norwegians to refer to it as "fresh".

 

[Perun]

So you'd put on a jacket when going outside?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Not for taking out the rubbish, but for walking to work - definitely. Probably a knit cap as well. Definitely gloves.

 

[Perun]

You know it's cold when a Norwegian sympathises with you.

 

[Saapanael]

I feel a bit sick. Might be because of the cold. Should make tea and go to sleep earlier tonight.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

For extra cold days, use this:

Do you know what it is called in the Norwegian military?

 

[Perun]

Tell me!

 

[Moon Child]

I feel a bit sick. Might be because of the cold. Should make tea and go to sleep earlier tonight.

Some tea definitely sounds good right about now... I think I'll make some.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

Bjørnefitte.

Or, in International,

Spoiler

Bear Pussy.

 

[Saapanael]

For extra cold days, use this:

Do you know what it is called in the Norwegian military?

I have a hat like this. Bad thing is, it doesn't have a strap so on a windy day the ear things flap in the air back and forth.

 

[Perun]

That is vulgar.

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

I have a hat like this. Bad thing is, it doesn't have a strap so on a windy day the ear things flap in the air back and forth.

Can't you sew on something to tie them together? A piece of shoe string or something?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

That is vulgar.

It is. But is there any part of military slang which is not?

 

[Perun]

Good point.

 

[Crimson Idol]

So you'd put on a jacket when going outside?

But would you take it off before coming inside?

 

[Dr. Eddies Wingman]

But would you take it off before coming inside?

No, but immediately after.