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[Ariana]

I guess soap just hesitates to turn left.

 

[The Flash]

I think I'm too stupid to participate.

 

[Brigantium]

What number beer you up to?

 

[Perun]

Close to ending my fifth. Why, are you envious?

 

[Brigantium]

Yeah. Bastards. I had only one. Had.

 

[Perun]

Had is the past tense for 'to have'. So that means, you must 'have' a beer in the present. And since 'to have' is both the present and future of the same verb, having one now means having one in the future too.

 

[Ariana]

Your end of the supply chain seems particularly faulty, Brig.

 

[Crimson Idol]

The end of my supply chain is sadly obvious

 

[Brigantium]

I don't 'have'. I have an empty bottle.

 

[Perun]

Take my example. I got two six packs today, just in case. I could have gotten a case.

 

[Brigantium]

Yes, but I'd just drink the lot and be very sick.

 

[Perun]

I don't see your problem.

 

[Brigantium]

I don't want to end up like LC. He had to run to the loo in chat earlier on.

 

[Ariana]

What makes you think drinking makes people sick?

 

[Brigantium]

It could be concidence, but it's happened to me before.

 

[Crimson Idol]

I don't see your problem.

Cleanup aisle 4.

 

[Perun]

All the wrong booze.

 

[Black Wizard]

Take my example. I got two six packs today, just in case..

That's a lot of work at the gym.

 

[Brigantium]

All The Young Booze. Perfect! Why didn't I think of that one earlier.

 

[Perun]

Booze in '58.

That's a lot of work at the gym.

Barely. You know, they say there's two types of people in the world...