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Moon Child
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I hope you get the job, Wizard. Good luck! 
bearfan
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A joke --- (an old joke)
A man in his 80s is walking in the park and sees an old woman there. They strike up a conversation and become friends. A few weeks later, they are sitting on a bench and the man asks the woman if she would mind holding his penis. He said his wife used to do that and he misses it (this is a pre-Viagra joke). They do this for a few weeks, until the woman walks into the park seeing another woman holding the man's penis.
She screams at him "What does she have that I don't have!"
The man says
A man in his 80s is walking in the park and sees an old woman there. They strike up a conversation and become friends. A few weeks later, they are sitting on a bench and the man asks the woman if she would mind holding his penis. He said his wife used to do that and he misses it (this is a pre-Viagra joke). They do this for a few weeks, until the woman walks into the park seeing another woman holding the man's penis.
She screams at him "What does she have that I don't have!"
The man says
Parkinson's
MrKnickerbocker
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Who wants to buy Steve Harris' mansion? They've knocked a million off the asking price!
Pictures here if you'd like to see more. There's a bar! And a soccer (football) field!
Pictures here if you'd like to see more. There's a bar! And a soccer (football) field!
Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
I hate our basement when it rains....
^Flooding? 
The e-mail notifications thing is still wonky today. I just got notification of posts from 7pm yesterday.
The e-mail notifications thing is still wonky today. I just got notification of posts from 7pm yesterday.
SixesAlltheway
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I seem to have the problem that I'm getting notifications by email when I don't want to! 
Also, one week holiday, starting now!
Also, one week holiday, starting now!
Lucky for some - have fun!
SixesAlltheway
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Cheers! Well I'm not doing anything at all, just time off, which is great enough of course. Time to do nothing at all!
Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
Yes. We're having some pretty bad rain here. All last night and on and off today and tomorrow I think. I hate rain right now...^Flooding?
Black Wizard
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According to Bob Geldof the world will end by 2030.
SixesAlltheway
Ancient Mariner
Awesome 
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'Moon Child
Ancient Mariner
Will he hold another Live Aid type concert to try and save it?
I just noticed that this will be my post no. 4000 and next like will be like no. 500
Now, a friend posted this on his FB profile. Most of the time he's right with his rumors, so here goes:
Now, a friend posted this on his FB profile. Most of the time he's right with his rumors, so here goes:
Iron Maiden to headline Soundwave Festival in February, announcement this month.
Travis The Dragon
AFTERGLOW!!!
Cornfed Hick
Ancient Mariner
Who are these idiots??Awesome
Btw, that's the Amoeba Hollywood store, a good place to spend an hour if you're visiting and doing the Hollywood tourist thing. Not my favorite music store in L.A., and a bit pricey, but good to have around. (Also, free delivery from their online portal.)
MrKnickerbocker
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Amoeba is very good. The San Francisco location, from what I remember, is vastly better. But, overall, a great way to spend a couple hours and a couple hundred dollars (if you've got those sorts of things).
I got booted from chat again