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Powergirl81 said:
that's allowed... :S
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The High Council formed by leaders of the three churches (the Church of H, 'Arry and to a lesser extent... *sigh* the Church of Murray) will now meet to in fact deliberate on the allowiness of such inquiry. Because such high officials must travel long distances it may take up to three moon cycles before they even meet, much less begin to debate. So have patience oh young one, your question shall be answered in about... oh... a year or so.
 
Onhell said:
The High Council formed by leaders of the three churches (the Church of H, 'Arry and to a lesser extent... *sigh* the Church of Murray) will now meet to in fact deliberate on the allowiness of such inquiry. Because such high officials must travel long distances it may take up to three moon cycles before they even meet, much less begin to debate. So have patience oh young one, your question shall be answered in about... oh... a year or so.
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Reminds me of the treants in Lord of the Rings. Except these three officials talk by exchanging riffs and power chords, finally coming to a verbal lyrical agreement. Expect the answer to come in the form of a damn sweet shred ripping Iron Maiden song.
 
OK...and I have something else observant....Murray doesn't wear his wedding band at all when he plays??
*ducking for cover*  :wub:

All right, I'm done.

BTW...I have seen snippets of these "churches" and their  posts...This forum doesn't look up to Murray as much as H? I guess I can see why...H's solos (to me) are (a little) better than Dave's.

I feel better now that I addressed that  :blush:

How long have the 3 churches been around?
 
The ring on Adrian Smith's finger is not a wedding band.  It is the One Ring to Rule Them All.  When Adrian Smith went by the name of JRR Tolkien he wrote a story to make you think it was destroyed.  It was not.

The Church of Adrian Smith has been around for millenia, but the current High Priest and Cardinal have been worshiping his Lordlyness for but three of our mortal years.  However we have been blessed with many revelations.  It was High Priest SinisterMinisterX who was granted the most significant of those revelations:

Adrian Smith is larger than you.

If you wish to read more, youngling, navigate your browser to The Holy Scriptures of the Church of Adrian Smith.

Remember always, my children,
Adrian Smith is the universal constant of gravity.
 
Just noticed your sig LC. I believe the saying goes as follows, "Not all that glitters is gold." Just sayin'
 
Natalie said:
*shakes her head at Onhell* LC is quoting from LOTR...duh! :P
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Only a false one would not recognise the secondary teachings of the fifteenth incarnation of the almigHty H. -_-

That, and he's Mexican... :P
 
LooseCannon said:
The ring on Adrian Smith's finger is not a wedding band.  It is the One Ring to Rule Them All.  When Adrian Smith went by the name of JRR Tolkien he wrote a story to make you think it was destroyed.  It was not.
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The One Ring to Rule Them All? The Ring, was in fact just an ordinary ring of iron. But one day, when Almighty-Murray was bored, he blessed it. From that moment, some of Murrays powers were forged into it. Only a small part of them though. Later on, this... H character came along. He couldn't deal with the immense power of the ring and the ring began to twist his already twisted mind. This is about the time when H started to go under the name "Gollum"...
 
That Church is a heresy.  Where are the Inquisitors of the other two churches, that we can crush this unoriginal blasphemy, once and for all?  The 'High Priest' claims godlike powers-only a heretic would put himself on the level of the god he worships!  And has anyone noticed that I have used the letter 'H' 23 times so far?  How many times have I used the name of Yax's heresy? None! I think we can see which is the more superior faith... :smartarse:
 
Raven said:
That Church is a heresy.  Where are the Inquisitors of the other two churches, that we can crush this unoriginal blasphemy, once and for all?  The 'High Priest' claims godlike powers-only a heretic would put himself on the level of the god he worships!  And has anyone noticed that I have used the letter 'H' 23 times so far?  How many times have I used the name of Yax's heresy? None! I think we can see which is the more superior faith... :smartarse:
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it's no heresy! It's the truth! Do I need to remind you that the church of H is full of hypocrisy? Like the fact that your "High Priest" in reality worships Murray? I feel that a certain someone has finally turend away from the Dark side, though he might not be ready to admitt to it.
 
Yax said:
it's no heresy! It's the truth! Do I need to remind you that the church of H is full of hipocrazy? Like the fact that your "High Priest" in reality worships Murray? I feel that a certain someone has finally turend away from the Dark side, though he might not be ready to admitt to it.
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We are not hippo crazy! :blink:
 
Raven said:
The 'High Priest' claims godlike powers-only a heretic would put himself on the level of the god he worships! 
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And since when am I in possession of Murray's ring? And since when do I have powers equal to Murrays?
 
Yax said:
And since when am I in possession of Murray's ring? And since when do I have powers equal to Murrays?
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'Yaxieman has the power to make the best pies'

(C.f. 'most br00tal superhero' thread)

'The Murray makes the best pies'

(C.f. heretic scriptures earlier in this thread)

And I wasn't talking about the ring, because that's obviously H's.  After all, H was the entirety of the Fellowship.
 
What we need is a supreme being to preside over these "churches".

Oh wait, we already have one - he's called Steve Harris. :D
 
SILENCE!

Enough!  Is it not obvious to ye who has been truly inspired by the divine!  As Cardinal I can ban ye all!  Continue your petty bickering about minor churches elsewhere, for this is a THREAD OF H!

Adrian Smith bottles pure awesome into Coca-Cola.
 
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