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Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's...
 
Re: The Last Word

I'm unlocking the thread, as I cannot possibly go on with life when the Last Word is changeless. It's true, the Lord Adrian Smith always has the last word. But then other people can indeed post their own last word, secure in the knowledge that as soon as they do so, somewhere in the world, the Lord Adrian Smith utters another last word to supersede the choice of the poster.

That last sentence above has 41 words.

The last word for today is ... lubrication!
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's...
 
Re: The Last Word

Admit it, though.  When Adrian Smith commanded me to tell his truth and the thread was thus locked, you chortled.
 
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Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold.
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic...
 
Re: The Last Word

At that moment, I did verily bask in the glow of the glory of the Lord Adrian Smith.

But today, I needed some lubrication.
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed her
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed her libido.


:innocent:
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed her libido.

Suddenly
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed her libido.

Suddenly,  JoeyDeMaio
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed her libido.

Suddenly,  JoeyDeMaio came
 
Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed her libido.

Suddenly,  JoeyDeMaio came galloping
 
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Once upon the Midnight Strangler's wife ran a giant hamster.  Horrified by events during masturbation, he accidentally the cup 'Manowar' overturned.  Then, unbeknown to JoeyDeMaio, Gandhi burst his nephew. Word, yo momma (she so truemetalwarriorofsteel) lifted the curse from her bosom without jacking H's horse's hold. Erotic sensations killed her libido.

Suddenly,  JoeyDeMaio came galloping on H's horse.


:innocent:
 
Alright already. Enough with this shit. It sucked ass the first time, and it sucks ass this time.

I'm gonna go listen to Zeppelin till you n00bs finish your little "game". Don't care how long it takes. I've been listening to Zeppelin since before most of you were born anyway, what's another few months?

Since the previous title-holder ain't around, I formally apply for the title of this forum's resident Grumpy Old Man.

So shove it, ya pigs.  :P
 
Alright already. Enough with this shit. It sucked ass the first time, and it sucks ass this time.

I'm gonna go listen to Zeppelin till you n00bs finish your little "game". Don't care how long it takes. I've been listening to Zeppelin since before most of you were born anyway, what's another few months?

Since the previous title-holder ain't around, I formally apply for the title of this forum's resident Grumpy Old Man.

So shove it, ya pigs are...
 
You can be dropped on your head again, ya know. And unlike most forum members, I actually live close enough to you to make that threat realistic. :P
 
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