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Yax
Ancient Mariner
Re: The Last Word
And here they come. The ten pie commandments.
1. A pie is godlike.
2. Thou shall not bake any other things than a pie.
3. Thou shall not wrongful use of the pie recipies.
4. Remember the recipie, it's holy.
5. Honor the pie.
6. Thou shall not commit... Uhm... Adultery with another pie.
7. Thou shall not steal a pie.
8. Thou shall not bake false pies.
9. Thou shall not use false recipies.
10. Bake Yax a pie everyday. And two on sundays!
And here they come. The ten pie commandments.
1. A pie is godlike.
2. Thou shall not bake any other things than a pie.
3. Thou shall not wrongful use of the pie recipies.
4. Remember the recipie, it's holy.
5. Honor the pie.
6. Thou shall not commit... Uhm... Adultery with another pie.
7. Thou shall not steal a pie.
8. Thou shall not bake false pies.
9. Thou shall not use false recipies.
10. Bake Yax a pie everyday. And two on sundays!
Mmm...Donuts
Trooper
Knock Knock.
Re: The Last Word
Corrected version:
1. H is godlike.
2. Thou shalt not worship deities other than H.
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of H.
4. Thou shalt remember H's holiness.
5. Honor H.
6. Thou shalt not commit heresy against H.
7. Thou shalt not attempt to steal H's glory.
8. Thou shalt not worship false H's.
9. Thou shalt not be false towards H.
10. H is to be honored every day of the week. And yes, you may bake him a pie if you have to.
Corrected version:
1. H is godlike.
2. Thou shalt not worship deities other than H.
3. Thou shalt not make wrongful use of the name of H.
4. Thou shalt remember H's holiness.
5. Honor H.
6. Thou shalt not commit heresy against H.
7. Thou shalt not attempt to steal H's glory.
8. Thou shalt not worship false H's.
9. Thou shalt not be false towards H.
10. H is to be honored every day of the week. And yes, you may bake him a pie if you have to.
Mmm...Donuts
Trooper
H.
Yax
Ancient Mariner
Re: The Last Word
*sighs*
I repeat:
1. A pie is godlike.
2. Thou shall not bake any other things than a pie.
3. Thou shall not wrongful use of the pie recipies.
4. Remember the recipie, it's holy.
5. Honor the pie.
6. Thou shall not commit... Uhm... Adultery with another pie.
7. Thou shall not steal a pie.
8. Thou shall not bake false pies.
9. Thou shall not use false recipies.
10. Bake Yax a pie everyday. And two on sundays!
Natalie said:
*sighs*
I repeat:
1. A pie is godlike.
2. Thou shall not bake any other things than a pie.
3. Thou shall not wrongful use of the pie recipies.
4. Remember the recipie, it's holy.
5. Honor the pie.
6. Thou shall not commit... Uhm... Adultery with another pie.
7. Thou shall not steal a pie.
8. Thou shall not bake false pies.
9. Thou shall not use false recipies.
10. Bake Yax a pie everyday. And two on sundays!
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Anonymous
Guest
Re: The Last Word
I must say, I prefer Yax's version of the commandments...as they are...well...much tastier
I must say, I prefer Yax's version of the commandments...as they are...well...much tastier
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Anonymous
Guest
Natalie...don't be so rude. When H comes knocking, let him in for God's sake!! 
Genghis Khan
Ancient Mariner
Re: The Last Word
What, no pumpkin pie? I reject those commandments.
What, no pumpkin pie? I reject those commandments.
Genghis Khan
Ancient Mariner
Is H bringing pies?
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Anonymous
Guest
Of course he'll bring pies. H carries pies wherever he goes.
Mmm...Donuts
Trooper
H becomes impatient since the door's been closed. H hits the door with a zweihander.
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Anonymous
Guest
H sits down and eats some pies trying to figure out how to get through the door, when suddenly, he has a brainwave...
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Anonymous
Guest
Re: The Last Word
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
