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Re: The Last Word
Please folks, let's calm down and get a hold of ourselves.
Not like that, Onhell - get both your hands back on your keyboard.
Let's look at the situation statistically:
Please folks, let's calm down and get a hold of ourselves.
Not like that, Onhell - get both your hands back on your keyboard.
Let's look at the situation statistically:
Kynisk Sokol
Ancient Mariner
Re: The Last Word
And now for the last word in live br00tality. Can you handle the br0000000000tality?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_cYSO7sqk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxS8IyJ0eqc
I find this hilarious to the point that I fell off my chair and vomited my internal organs with laughter.
And now for the last word in live br00tality. Can you handle the br0000000000tality?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz_cYSO7sqk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxS8IyJ0eqc
I find this hilarious to the point that I fell off my chair and vomited my internal organs with laughter.
Yax
Ancient Mariner
Re: The Last Word
Is there anything more kvlt than this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09fD7S5WHss ?
Is there anything more kvlt than this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09fD7S5WHss ?
Albie
Keeping an open eye on the Weeping Angels.
Re: The Last Word
The last word in technical support.
If anyone works (or will soon work - when you leave school
) on a PC and you are a n00b, here are a few tips to use when contacting your technical support team:
1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
3. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.
4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
5. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.
6. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
7. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.
9. When somethings wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
10. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
11. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.
12. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
13. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
14. Don't learn the proper term for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by "My thingy blew up".
15. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.
Believe me, as an IT techie - I get these scenarios every day
The last word in technical support.
If anyone works (or will soon work - when you leave school
) on a PC and you are a n00b, here are a few tips to use when contacting your technical support team:1. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, stuffed animals, dried flowers, bowling trophies and children's art. We don't have a life, and we find it deeply moving to catch a fleeting glimpse of yours.
2. Don't write anything down. Ever. We can play back the error messages from here.
3. When an I.T. person says he's coming right over, go for coffee. That way you won't be there when we need your password. It's nothing for us to remember 700 screen saver passwords.
4. When you call the help desk, state what you want, not what's keeping you from getting it. We don't need to know that you can't get into your mail because your computer won't power on at all.
5. When I.T. support sends you an E-Mail with high importance, delete it at once. We're just testing.
6. When an I.T. person is eating lunch at his desk, walk right in and spill your guts right out. We exist only to serve.
7. Send urgent email all in uppercase. The mail server picks it up and flags it as a rush delivery.
8. When the photocopier doesn't work, call computer support. There's electronics in it.
9. When somethings wrong with your home PC, dump it on an I.T. person's chair with no name, no phone number and no description of the problem. We love a puzzle.
10. When an I.T. person tells you that computer screens don't have cartridges in them, argue. We love a good argument.
11. When an I.T. person tells you that he'll be there shortly, reply in a scathing tone of voice: "And just how many weeks do you mean by shortly?" That motivates us.
12. When the printer won't print, re-send the job at least 20 times. Print jobs frequently get sucked into black holes.
13. When the printer still won't print after 20 tries, send the job to all 68 printers in the company. One of them is bound to work.
14. Don't learn the proper term for anything technical. We know exactly what you mean by "My thingy blew up".
15. Don't use on-line help. On-line help is for wimps.
Believe me, as an IT techie - I get these scenarios every day
Albie
Keeping an open eye on the Weeping Angels.
Bill Bailey, top man is he. I've seen that sketch before, but for those that haven't, watch it. Good pick Silky.
As an huge Anathema fan, I d'loaded from their site a vid of an unplugged version of Forgotten Hopes from their album Judgement - performed in a hotel room. Needless to say, loads of people have dumped it on YouTube. Watch this, it is fantastic to see music in this raw form.
As an huge Anathema fan, I d'loaded from their site a vid of an unplugged version of Forgotten Hopes from their album Judgement - performed in a hotel room. Needless to say, loads of people have dumped it on YouTube. Watch this, it is fantastic to see music in this raw form.
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Re: The Last Word
I would like to be an IT techie if every one has a sense of humor like the author of Albie's post thingy
I would like to be an IT techie if every one has a sense of humor like the author of Albie's post thingy
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Re: The Last Word
http://www.romulus2.com/articles/features/itsupport.htm
NoAlbie said:Conor, so you don't think I wrote it then?
http://www.romulus2.com/articles/features/itsupport.htm