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So, I noticed Wasted's title and read the bit about Nantuckett. Found a piece on Nantuckett in Wiki and saw that they have been electing a Democrat since 1984 (Reagan's re-election year). Click after click after click, etc. led me to the article on Boris Johnson. So I had a good giggle at his hairstyle and posted here.

Before I wasted time succumbing to Onhells rule of Internet browsing.
 
Can't sleep, not even close to being tired.
The sleep doctor's gonna kill me, but oh well. I got some friends coming over tomorrow as an enlistement party. My parents are taking my brother to dinner and a movie, but they can barely be away from home from 7 to 1, so it's not really going to be that much of a party (not to mention I only have 3 people coming over).

Yup. I suck, somewhat forcefully. Maybe well go to one of the two sucky bars for a beer.
Oh wait no, I have to drive one of them back home after my family comes back. Crap.
Wellp, I'll see about that tomorrow.
 
Man from Nantucket:  NSFW

'There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c#%+ I would f@#* it!"'
 
The barber and butcher told me about it. 19 killed so far.

Yeah, I went to get an army haircut. Looks like my previous haircut, but alot shorter, Turned out great. Now I have to shave my epic beard.
I could get a beard permit, but I don't feel like growing a huge beard for the next 6 years.
 
I have a sweet goatee where the mustache and beard don't connect. Actually more suckish than sweet. But it works for me.

And I really don't want a full beard. I'll shave for a couple of years, let the hair get tougher and then I'll have a great goatee.
 
I usually fuck up while trimming, then end up cutting it all off.
So it's really a no beard or full beard for me.
 
I keep a full beard, but relatively short. In the last half  year of my M.Sc. studies, while I worked on the master thesis, I didn't shave or trim it at all. Five months! I looked quite scary at the end. Then I took it all off, but ended up missing it after the summer, so I grew it back, but with regular trimming from then on  :D
 
Okay, is that because you have to claim some religious reasons for keeping a beard - and if you trim the beard, it isn't in keeping with those reasons?
 
In the CF you can't have a full beard anymore. You can have a moustache or a trimmed beard in the navy (my dad rocks a stache), but no more full beards.
 
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