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Recent calculations reveal that I have now been a member of this forum for 904 days.

Further calculations show that my 1000th day on this forum will be June 29, 2006 - which will also be my 35th birthday!

This convergence is too suspicious to be mere coincidence. I shall take it as a cosmic sign that I am The Chosen One.

Please direct all inquiries to my lawyer:
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your lawyer is skinny compared to mine.. style_emoticons/[#EMO_DIR#]/happy.gif\" style=\"vertical-align:middle\" emoid=\"^_^\" border=\"0\" alt=\"happy.gif\" /]

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AUNT BESSIE? GRANDPA? UNCLE JACK??? How did you get these pictures? I demand to know or else I'll have to sick my lawyer on you! And believe me, you don't even want to see him! He's like all three of them combined! The picture won't even fit in here! And long before you see him coming, you will feel the earth quake beneath your feet! But believe me, that is no earthquake!
 
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What is the midget in the green suit looking for?
Is he afraid that he might have left his penis at home?
 
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How would he know? It's probably been years since he's even seen it...maybe it was never really even there...
 
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Right now I'm on E-Bay and their are exactly 666 Black Sabbath shirts. This post was completely pointless (after all, it is in the Madness forum,) but I felt that you all should know...
 
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Well, it was a good distraction from the gross naked fat people! Uh-oh, now I've made "the lawyers" mad! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
 
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Finally! My computer's so damn slow! :: Oh, God! I can't stop laughing! That's the cutest thing I've ever seen! Smeagol! :: The music! :: Seriously, I think I may choke to death laughing!! :: ::
Uh-oh...<chokes, vomits, dies>
 
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[!--quoteo(post=132374:date=Mar 18 2006, 12:38 AM:name=that girl)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(that girl @ Mar 18 2006, 12:38 AM) [snapback]132374[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
Well, it was a good distraction from the gross naked fat people! Uh-oh, now I've made "the lawyers" mad! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
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It's OK if the lawyers chase you.

They left a babysitter for their kids:

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[!--quoteo(post=132371:date=Mar 17 2006, 11:17 PM:name=fuzzboy)--][div class=\'quotetop\']QUOTE(fuzzboy @ Mar 17 2006, 11:17 PM) [snapback]132371[/snapback][/div][div class=\'quotemain\'][!--quotec--]
oh, umm....cool....
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I didn't want to post it. I had to. I didn't make a post that day yet, and a day without a post is like a day without a duckie. ::
 
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Well then, I guess we'll have to try for 2800 after this. Oh, and SMX, are you trying to give me nightmares? ::
 
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We should give a prize to whoever gets the 2700 post. Maybe a
DUCKIE! ::
Or a dancing banana. ::
Or "Invaders." ::
Or Apu and Homer. :: ::
OR FOOD! :: :: :: ::
Then puke it all up. ::


Note: I had more but couldn't post that many smilies.
 
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