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"My son ask for thyself another
can of spam, for that which I leave
is too small for thee"
Near to the east
In a part of ancient grease
In an ancient land called Tesco
Was born a son
To Philip of Ham
The legend his name was Alexandspammer
At the age of nineteen
He became the Ham King
And he swore to free all of tins of processed foods
By the Aegian Spam
In 334 Before spam.
He utterly beat the armies of Spamland
[Chorus:]
Alexandspammer the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of cheese
Alexandspammer the Great
Became a legend 'mongst mortal foods
King Eggs the third
Defeated fled Asda
The porks fell by the river cod liver oil
Then Egypt fell to the Spam King as well
And he founded the city called Alexspamdria
By the Brandy river
He met King Breadstick again
And crushed him again in the battle of the bowels
Entering the fridge
And cheese, treasures he found
Took larder the capital of the Kitchen
[Chorus:]
Alexandspammer the Great
His name struck fear into hearts of cheese
Alexandspammer the Great
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Became a God amongst mortal foods