But here’s the rub—some of the weirdest languages in the world are ones you’ve heard of: German, Dutch, Norwegian, Czech, Spanish, and Mandarin. And actually English is #33 in the Language Weirdness Index.
I am not at all surprised that Czech is among the weirdest languages in the world - it is usually quite a mindf**k even for native Czechs. You sometimes have
tens of pages only to find out whether the suffix is correct. You think the who/whom/whose distinction is tought? We have jenž/jež/již/jehož/jíž/jichž/jimž/jemuž/jejž/nějž/něž/němž/níž. (You dont believe? See
https://cs.wiktionary.org/wiki/jenž ). We tend to "internalise" foreign names ("Venus Williams played against Serena Williams" becomes "Venus Williamsová hrála proti Sereně Williamsové" in the process). We
have way of using various perfect tenses (so called "přechodníky"), but the use is so complicated even the academics have declared it mostly archaic, since pretty much no one is using it correctly (e. g. "to bake" is "
upéct", or "
upéci", if you wanna be old-school, "she will have the homework finished when she bakes the bread" would be "ona,
upekouc chleba, bude již mít domácí úkoly hotové" - warning: this sentence alone will make Czechs look at you in a weird way, since it's so alienated from common speech most people will thing it's wrong and it's been out of common use for more than a hundred years, though it's still correct and still the only way how to directly express the aforementioned), trying to understand the way we use commas in sentences is just another way of medieval torture and overall just to write a letter in at least decent Czech is a task worth of Hercules. Imagine what being a lawyer does to you. I seriously have no idea how this insane set of rules has been invented and put into practice.
EDIT: as for the questions which languages do we speak - Czech, English,
very partially German (I have to return to it later) and that's all for now, but currently me & my wife we're working on our French, then it's probably Italian for me, Finnish, Swedish and then the rest of my German (yet I know what
die Derkehrsverbindungen are without consulting Google, so it's probably not that urgent
). I have a plan and I intend to do it all.