If the current Iron Maiden line-up would record an album with....

1. The Ides Of March (with the ThunderburstAaaa Aaaa” "lyrics", celebrating Brucie’s time with Samson, and giving him a chance to participate)
4. Transylvania (with Den’s original lyrics - again giving Brucie a chance to participate without ruining a song with Paul)
10. Hallowed Be Thy Name (celebrating Beckett... And Rod. Anything in Rod's name.)
:D :D :D :D :D :D :ok: :ok: :ok: :ok:

7. Sign Of The Cross (only listenable song from that album)
Now that's not funny... bad Babar! :mad: (although I still love everything else I agree it is by far the best track IMO - and one of Maiden's best cuts ever)

6. Powerslave (that one time when Brucie single-handedly created a Maiden masterpiece)
... Revelations??? :oops:

8. Dune (a.k.a. To Tame A Land, disregarding F. H. with a vengeance)
Agreed! I would call it "Dune (To Tame Arrakis)" to cause even more havoc. :p

Or better, The Assassin, with title changed to Cthulhu (and new lyrics obviously, although this can, and will, never happen) - yet if it could, move Cthulhu to track two. If not, see above.
WTF????? :blink:
 
The Assassin, with title changed to Cthulhu (and new lyrics obviously, although this can, and will, never happen) - yet if it could, move Cthulhu to track two.
Now that "Weird tales" is out
They've put the word about
It's coming after you
It's neither an octopus nor bat
It's the horror in clay's chap
And it's coming after you
I watch your every move
And the rituals you do
From my apartment in R'lyeh
I watch you screw my cults
It's a goddamn insult
For once I'm free I won't forget your mug

Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu!
Ha ha

I am the old, old one
Just read the Necronomicon
I know you're coming to New Zealand
Your quest will be your doom
As did the Emma's crew
Your life will drain through my fins
Now you're on my 'hood
It's sure you're fucked for good
Your sanity and life will soon be gone
This big squid's free at last
Stranger aeons and all that crap
Death's immortal ass may die

Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Cthulhu!

There ya go! :D :D :D :D
 
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Now that "Weird tales" is out
They've put the word about
It's coming after you
It's neither an octopus nor bat
It's the horror in clay's dude
And it's coming after you
I watch your every move
And the rituals you do
From my apartment in R'lyeh
I watch you screw my cults
It's a goddamn insult
For once I'm free I won't forget your mug

Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu!
Cthulhu!
Ha ha

I am the old, old one
Just read the Necronomicon
I know you're coming to New Zealand
Your quest will be your doom
As did the Emma's crew
Your life will drain through my fins
Now you're on my 'hood
It's sure you're fucked for good
Your sanity and life will soon be gone
This big squid's free at last
Stranger aeons and all that crap
Death's immortal ass may die

Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Better watch out
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
'Cos I am Cthulhu
(Better watch out)
Better watch out
Cthulhu!

There ya go! :D :D :D :D
Not exactly what I had in mind, you know.
But they look startlingly - and sadly - realistic, I have to admit.
 
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