If Iron Maiden was a meal...

MindRuler

Ancient Mariner
...what would you like to have?

Starter
Which opening song would you pick as an appetizer? Not too heavy because there's a main course coming and you´d like some room for a dessert too...

Main Course
Pick an epic meaty song out of their discography.
Long songs will definitely do the the trick!
But watch out: Album openers and closers aren´t allowed!

Dessert
Which album closer would you like to order to finish your Maiden menu? Something sweet or cheesy?
 
Oh, “Running Free” isn’t really an opening track - but it’s light and works well as a starter. And… I guess I’m more of a dessert person.
 
Here is a meal for you...

Sign of the Cross
For the Greater Good of God
Empire of the Clouds

Abides by the rules of the game! Cross isn't that heavy!
 
DRINKS: The Ales of March and a glass of water, water, everywhere.

BREAD BASKET: The Wicker Pan.

APPETIZER: Brave New Nachos and Judas Be My Steak Tartar.

SOUP/SALAD: Still Life salad; The Talisman clam chowder.

DRINK REFILL: The Trooper, I guess.

ENTREE: For the Greater Good of some Goddamn ribeye.
SIDE #1: Aces High mashed potatoes.
SIDE #2: Lord of the Fries.
SIDE #3: The Broccoli Apparition.

DRINK REFILL: Out of the Silent Cabinet.

DESSERT: Death of the Celts/The Parchment/Hell on Earth triple-decker fudge cake (cuz at this point you’re so full that eating this dessert will take a half hour).

HERE’S THE CHECK: Bring Your Daughter… to the Slaughter and find The Number of the Bill. Hallowed Be Thy free mints.

WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE: Rime of the Ancient Uber Driver.

And when you get home that evening and realize something didn’t sit right with you:
Runs to the Hills.
 
Here is a meal for you...

Sign of the Cross
For the Greater Good of God
Empire of the Clouds

Abides by the rules of the game! Cross isn't that heavy!
Now that’s a heavy meal. Yax, are you ok? I’m guessing by now you’re already throwing up in a bathroom behind closed doors.
 
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