I Learned Everthing I Ever Needed To Know From Heavy Metal

[Tron]

I learned that if i ever come in from work at 2am not to watch tv.

 

[UpTheIrons]

I learned that white man came across the sea and then proceeded to cause us pain and misery.

 

[mtmccox]

I learned that heart will die, my soul will fly.

 

[Mosh]

But will you live forever?

 

[mtmccox]

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L8-FTvSVxs

Forever is our today

 

[Jupz]

I learned to look to the sky just before I die, cause its the last time I will.

 

[DJ James]

I learned to always be scared of the Polaris.

 

[UpTheIrons]

I learnt that baking is wild.

 

[Deleted member 7164]

I learned I'll be safe in the eye of the tornado.

 

[Black Thunder]

I learned how to dance, prance and sing with them.

 

[Vap]

I learned that he's the walkin' dude.

 

[Black Wizard]

I learned that Hansi Kursch has been banished from sanctuary.

 

[mtmccox]

I learned that we all gotta try the black bart blues.

 

[edge of darkness]

I learned not to sneak in my own house at 4 am when my girls asleep.

 

[Mosh]

Because you'll wake up dead?

 

[edge of darkness]

 

[SinisterMinisterX]

I learned that, upon those occasions when my brain is on fire with a feeling to kill, such thoughts won't go away until my dreams are fulfilled.

 

[Travis The Dragon]

I learned that there's a Queen who rules over the Ryche.

 

[maidenkid96]

I learnt that contary to popular belief, you cannot play with madness.

 

[DJ James]

I learned I have no mortal face.