This one doesn't have that horrible collision between lyrics and singing style as Tailgunner, but to me it is sub-par by Maiden standards. (Keep in mind I rate the songs relative to all music I've listened to - I don't think I'll go lower than 4 for any Maiden song).
First off, the riff is cool enough, but I think it gets old quickly. The lyrics are obviously meant to be witty rather than serious, but I don't think this is what Maiden do best. Like a few other songs, the singing also doesn't flow that well with the music. Some lines seem to be too long, so that Bruce is hardly finished singing one line before the next one should start. It gives a very rushed feel to the singing.
The solos, well - I there are several better ones on this album. The first part of Janick's solo is a real "wtf" moment, in a good way, but the rest of it is just one piece of messy soloing which to me is the weaker side of his soloing in general. Dave has done more special solos, too. Overall the solo section is good, but definitely not great.
To sum it up - a below average song, but no disastrous effort - another 6.