Nice outfit! You look a little bit like Alf in his prime!
Bingo, that's almost the right answer, so I can say you're the winner, @The_7th_one !!!Pie with your smooth on ?
No, but that's a funny oneThe Pigrig
Be Quick Or Be Sausage!No, but that's a funny one
Not at allThe Transportation Of Benjamin Pig
Nope, too farBring Your Spouse To The Slaughterhouse
Well, since you answered your own riddle, I guess you host the next one too...?TRUCK IN THE VILLAGE (AGAIN!)
NEXT !!!