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This Emperor album is not my cup of tea. Such cacophony, very wow. I will say that most of the black metal vocals are so abstract and so low in the mix that I could probably accept them if there was anything for me to latch onto in the music, but aside from a few moments of clarity here and there I’m not hearing much that would meet that bar. Up against a top tier Iron Maiden album, this one was pretty much a foregone conclusion. Congratusorrylations, @The Flash, but your I-don’t-know-what-incestuous-relationship-gets-1/13-of-your-DNA-into-someone Kaliatyn Dr JeddInTheDarkie’s LooseMoshun Pothe Dissrflashic22666’s nominee takes this in a walk. Winner: Iron Maiden
This Judas Priest album is pretty uneven, with tracks like “Delivering The Goods”, “Hell Bent For Leather”, and “Before The Dawn” being pretty good, but many of the other tracks being unmemorable or cringey filler. Up against such a strong, if poppy, Queensrÿche album, it’s not really looking like a killing machine. Sorry, @Cornfed Hick, but Yoxacillin’s choice wins this one pretty easily. Winner: Queensrÿche
This third match is probably the most interesting of the round. I don’t listen to Pyromania often, and I recalled it being not as rocking as High ‘N’ Dry and not as polished as Hysteria, so I figured this would be an easy call. But in listening to it again, the songwriting is really great in tracks like “Photograph”, “Too Late For Love”, and “Foolin’”, there’s a really strong second tier of songs after that, and there aren’t really any bad songs on the record at all. It also sounds way more polished than The Book Of Souls, which came out over 30 years later! (How sad is that?) It obviously can’t compete with the Iron Maiden album when it comes to epic-length songs, and the Maiden album is no slouch either — no song is any less than good, and there are a number of great to excellent tracks as well. I think these two may have dueled to a tie, and to counter Maiden bias I have to break ties toward the visiting team. So, sorry Srfcollikis The Drissimaticannon7, but I have to go with @Kalata ’s nominee here. Winner: Def Leppard
This Twisted Sister album is just not very good overall. “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and “I Wanna Rock” are good stuff, and “The Price” is OK, but the rest of this is really half baked and simplistic. I would much rather grab a Trump flag and impale some capitol police with it while listening to this uneven but much more interesting Iseditionist Earth album, even if that means having to watch these glorious CPAC speeches from a jail cell. Sorry, @matic22, but FrackBlizzard’s choice has an oath to keep. Winner: Iseditionist Earth
This Judas Priest album is pretty uneven, with tracks like “Delivering The Goods”, “Hell Bent For Leather”, and “Before The Dawn” being pretty good, but many of the other tracks being unmemorable or cringey filler. Up against such a strong, if poppy, Queensrÿche album, it’s not really looking like a killing machine. Sorry, @Cornfed Hick, but Yoxacillin’s choice wins this one pretty easily. Winner: Queensrÿche
This third match is probably the most interesting of the round. I don’t listen to Pyromania often, and I recalled it being not as rocking as High ‘N’ Dry and not as polished as Hysteria, so I figured this would be an easy call. But in listening to it again, the songwriting is really great in tracks like “Photograph”, “Too Late For Love”, and “Foolin’”, there’s a really strong second tier of songs after that, and there aren’t really any bad songs on the record at all. It also sounds way more polished than The Book Of Souls, which came out over 30 years later! (How sad is that?) It obviously can’t compete with the Iron Maiden album when it comes to epic-length songs, and the Maiden album is no slouch either — no song is any less than good, and there are a number of great to excellent tracks as well. I think these two may have dueled to a tie, and to counter Maiden bias I have to break ties toward the visiting team. So, sorry Srfcollikis The Drissimaticannon7, but I have to go with @Kalata ’s nominee here. Winner: Def Leppard
This Twisted Sister album is just not very good overall. “We’re Not Gonna Take It” and “I Wanna Rock” are good stuff, and “The Price” is OK, but the rest of this is really half baked and simplistic. I would much rather grab a Trump flag and impale some capitol police with it while listening to this uneven but much more interesting Iseditionist Earth album, even if that means having to watch these glorious CPAC speeches from a jail cell. Sorry, @matic22, but FrackBlizzard’s choice has an oath to keep. Winner: Iseditionist Earth