Hadn’t heard the Sonata Arctica album before. The music is consistently great power metal, pushing all the right buttons. The problem is the heavily accented vocals and awkward lyrics, which are a bit of a turnoff. Trivium was also new to me, and the music is actually a pretty interesting mix of thrash, power, and poppy post-punk, but half the vocals are awful non-melodic yelling, which is a non-starter for me. Winner: Sonata Arctica
I actually own this Ministry album, and while I’ve never liked them as much as other industrial bands like Nine Inch Nails, I thought they did some interesting things here with grooves, and some avant-garde structure in tracks like “TV II”. A lot of the vocals are non-melodic, but the extra distortion and effects make them more of a rhythmic element to me than the annoying bro-yelling of nu-metal and beyond. I also noticed upon this relisten that Ministry is probably the band Rob Zombie always wanted to be. Then, Rhapsody. I will say that I enjoy Luca Turilli for the most part — I can totally get into that cheesy neoclassical stuff with harpsichords and dueling guitar/synth solos a la Yngwie Malmsteen. But I’ve always hated Fabio Lione’s thickly accented voice, and the synth horns and some other choices here obscure the mostly strong songwriting beneath the stench of Limburger. Don’t worry, Luca, I nominated one of your solo albums for this contest instead. Winner: Ministry
This Angra album is another one that I hadn’t fully listened to before, and it’s pretty solid power metal with some cheesy synths and weird wimpy moments mixed in, similar to their previous album Holy Land, but without as many of the neat folk elements that album had. The singer sounds like a better version of Andre Matos, whom he replaced in the band. I can dig it. The Twisted Sister album I also hadn’t heard before, and unfortunately the best description I can offer is that it’s basic bitch metal. Uninspired, boring three-note trash. When the best track is a blatant attempt to rip off AC/DC (“Shoot ‘Em Down”), you know you’re in bad shape. No contest here. Winner: Angra
I’d never heard Atheist before, but I was expecting death metal and what I got instead was pretty interesting prog-thrash with not-too-extreme vocals. It’s a bit cacophonous, but the title track was strong and there were cool elements throughout. Buckethead was also new to me, and while I hate his guitar tone, he delivered a solid set of interesting guitar instrumentals. Atheist outperformed expectations, but the competition was more enjoyable. Winner: Buckethead