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Actually weed connoisseur thing appeared together with industry boom in USA. Unlike wine, you actually need to "taste" the effect of intoxication/high itself. So you get high.
 
The Flash said:
Oldschool pornography features some truly horrifying stuff.
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So does NewSchool porn. I suppose it depends on what you consider horrifying, but there's some pretty fucked up in the industry. Almost like forcing people to operate in shadows and legal grey areas is basically ensuring fucked up power dynamics and such.
 
LooseCannon said:
So does NewSchool porn. I suppose it depends on what you consider horrifying, but there's some pretty fucked up in the industry. Almost like forcing people to operate in shadows and legal grey areas is basically ensuring fucked up power dynamics and such.
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By power dynamics I assume you mean the degradation of women in porn, correct? It might surprise you but the power dynamics of the industry are in contrast to what appears on the screen. Male performers make a miniscule percentage of what the female performers make, most are obliged to go gay-for-pay to sustain a healthy income. The scheduling of the shoots are mostly dependent on the female performer. Male performers also face stricter real life restrictions, e.g. Not having sex when they're due for a scene. It's ironic, but porn might actually be the only industry where women clearly have more power.

By horrifying I wasn't really getting into the behind-the-scenes or philosophical element of porn, I mostly meant the unsightly body hair.
 
Ariana said:
This is one thing that horrifies me to no end. Not just in films, but in real life too. I'm so grateful I wasn't around in the 70's.
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Oh, let's not beat around the bush and go bear-back. Unless you wanna take the magical carpet ride. This Cracked article

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-creepy-old-school-novelty-toys-for-weird-perverts/

says it all. (Oh, and for more weird shit, go to the link. Really. You wouldn't believe.

The Love Rug, For People Who Don't Get How Sex Works
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"This ad for a synthetic fur rug explicitly crafted for lovemaking was the point when the sexual liberation of the 1960s jumped the shark of good times and landed in a pool of day-old semen. You can even trace that trajectory: First women got access to birth control, then white men started wearing Afros, disco was in the mix there somewhere, and then this herpes boil of an ad showed up, probably published in the back of a magazine so suspect that you couldn't tell if the cover girl was meant to be lusted after or pitied.


If you can't read the text under the Deep Throat font of the ad, the copy says: "The Love Rug strokes your bodies as you make love." Let's take a little rest stop right there. If the ad is to be believed, the faux fur under your hot, writhing bodies is in on the sex action. Surely they don't mean it's like making love with an animal -- that would be gross. "As you stroke, it strokes. It's almost like having another lover there with the two of you." Another lover with the two of you ... oh, and it's a beast. It's 1974, so they assumed you were cool with making love on a fake animal carcass that is acting as your third lover.


For one brief moment in the decade that good taste forgot, someone had the brilliant idea to make a whole rug dedicated to capturing the body fluids usually reserved for your raggiest towels and oldest socks. And that's not all this carpet was going to capture. Along with the synthetic lynx, mink, or jaguar fur, you can bet the juice magnet would capture plenty of human fur as well. This was the '70s, after all. The trend was to have so much going on downstairs that lovers would ask if you wore extensions. (A lady never tells.) The point is, things were hairy.


So let's imagine how this rug would hold up after ... oh, one night of vigorous lovemaking. Not only would the faux fur be caked with body leakings, but you could also expect at least a fistful of pubes thrown into the mix. Next encounter, double it. By the time Mr. Brady up there had his third session, he and his lover would be having sex on a crusty, matted piece of polyester covered in the cooch hairs of who knows who. The smell alone would force you to suppress your gag reflex for completely unexpected reasons.


Eventually, by sexy time #10 or so, the rug would fuse to the floor -- which was how shag carpets were invented, by the way."
 
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