Deano said:
The Twelve Steps of Arseholes Anonymous:
1. We admitted we were arseholes — that our internet posting had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that Perun could restore us to sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to LooseCannon. Started watching Star Trey: Voyager.
4. Started to make a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves, but wound up flaming some sad n00b instead.
5. Admitted to Maverick the exact nature of our wrongs. Prepared ourselves to accept the inevitable insults.
6. Were entirely ready to have SMX remove all these defects of character with his aluminum baseball bat.
7. Humbly asked Real World to fix our post count.
8. Made a list of all persons we had flamed, and became willing to do it all over again.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when they totally deserved our abuse.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly ignored it and searched for p0rn.
11. Sought through meditation to improve our oneness with Adrian Smith, in the futile hope of being able to listen to "Paschendale" without complete freaking out.
12. Having wasted much time as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, with the intent of mooching some of their beers.