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Only on Cider no.5 and I'm already reinventing Maiden to link in with one of my other interests, fishing.

Featuring hits such as
For the Greater Good of Cod
Run to the Gills
Bream of Mirrors
Plaices high
Only the Rudd Die Young
Fear of the Carp
Eel of Avalon
The Longest Ray
Chub on the World's Hands
 
I packed my bags and bailed a day early. It was quite a walk to the train station, now I’m drowning in sweat and so thirsty.
 
Oh, yesterday I told a guy he looked like Messi (he really looked a lot like him). Today, he called me Luka a bunch of times before I realised he was referring to me. He explained that I look like Luka Modric and I responded that it’s cool because Modric is my favourite player. :p
 
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