Complaints about Maiden

dickinson1978

Educated Fool
Mmm not sure if its a complaint but since Dance of Death.....sometimes iron maiden shows are too much theatrical? LOL ( i think i just invented the word). I really miss the raw power of 90s. Now bruce has a costume for many songs,a monkey and so. The stage looks better than ever,and for me its ok
 

MindRuler

Found in a lost world
theatrical? LOL ( i think i just invented the word)

theatrical
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the·at·ri·cal
(thē-ăt′rĭ-kəl) also the·at·ric(-rĭk)
adj.
1. Of, relating to, or suitable for dramatic performance or the theater.
2. Marked by exaggerated self-display and unnatural behavior; affectedly dramatic.
3. Of or relating to a film that is being shown in movie theaters: The blockbuster's theatrical revenue was much higher than anticipated.
n.
1. A stage performance, especially by amateurs.
2. theatricals Affectedly dramatic gestures or behavior; histrionics. :)
 
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Kalata

Out of the Silent Planet
Mmm not sure if its a complaint but since Dance of Death.....sometimes iron maiden shows are too much theatrical? LOL ( i think i just invented the word). I really miss the raw power of 90s. Now bruce has a costume for many songs,a monkey and so. The stage looks better than ever,and for me its ok

I like that (especially on LOTB tour). This adds something different to the whole performance. And as you said, the stage sets are amazing.
 

Yax

Ancient Mariner
Maiden are yet to reveal their concept album "A Matter of Biden and the Bully", centered around the 2020 US Presidential election. They recorded in Paris a while back. Now the election is over. When is the time to release it? I am so angry right now.

It will feature the lead single, "What Does Fox News Say?", as well as the (supposedly) sarcastic epic "Hallowed be Trump's base".
 
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Randalf

Ancient Mariner
I'm very excited to hear the Harris-penned album closer, a progressive 24 minute epic suggestively titled Harris 2024. It opens with a ATG style spoken intro by someone impersonating Kamala Harris.

Four more years!
Four more years!
If Joe lives for a hundred years,
Americans, no more tears
 

Yax

Ancient Mariner
This just in! Official lyrics to "Hallowed Be Trump's Base".

I'm waiting at the resolute desk, when my sycophants begins to whine
Reflecting on my election strife and it doesn't have much time
'Cause at Nov 3rd, they take me to the Ballot polls
The sands of time for me are running low, yeah!

When Fox News comes to read me the poll results
I take a look at the numbers from last night
Arizona State which has not yet gone for me
Can it be that there's some sort of fraudulent error
Have to stop the the vote count terror
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from tweeting
The words escape me when I try to post

Tears flow, but why am I crying
After all I'm not afraid of lying
Make them all believe that the election nears no end

As Guiliani march out to the courtyard
Somebody cries through the gates "Biden got you"
If Biden won, then why has Ivanka not told me so?

As I walk all my lies drift before me
And though the term's end is near I'm not sorry
Election afoul, the Presidency will not fly away

Mark my words, believe my goals live on
Don't worry now, "fake" ballots will be found
Pence, Junior and Ivanka will twist the truth

When state election certification is close at hand
Maybe then I'll begin to understand
But Life down here is just a strange illusion

Yeah, hallowed be Trump's base
Yeah, hallowed by Trump's base
Yeah
 
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Night Prowler

Customer Deathcycle Manager
Staff member
This just in! Official lyrics to "Hallowed Be Trump's Base".

I'm waiting at the resolute desk, when the my sycophants begins to whine
Reflecting on my election strife and it doesn't have much time
'Cause at Nov 3rd, they take me to the Ballot polls
The sands of time for me are running low, yeah!

When Fox News comes to read me the poll results
I take a look at the numbers from last night
Arizona State that have not yet gone for me
Can it be that there's some sort of fraudulent error
Have to stop the the vote count terror
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody please tell me that I'm dreaming
It's not easy to stop from tweeting
The words escape me when I try to post

Tears flow, but why am I crying
After all I'm not afraid of lying
Make them all believe that the election nears no end

As the Guiliani march out to the courtyard
Somebody cries through the gates "Biden got you"
If Biden won, then why has Ivanka not told me so?

As I walk all my lies drifts before me
And though the term's end is near I'm not sorry
Election afoul, the Presidency will not fly away

Mark my words, believe my goals live on
Don't worry now, "fake" ballots will be found
Pence, Junior and Ivanka will twist the truth

When state election certification is close at hand
Maybe then I'll begin to understand
But Life down here is just a strange illusion

Yeah, hallowed be Trump's base
Yeah, hallowed by Trump's base
Yeah
Arguably the best post in the history of this forum.
 
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Yax

Ancient Mariner
Since Maiden have sort of turned into a quasi-cabaret act, I've looked into my crystal ball as to what comes after Legacy of the Beast. Why settle for being a quasi-cabaret act when you can go the full mile?

 
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