OK, I let myself get carried away again, but you don't have to actually
read it
Nirvana - yeah, some of their songs are alright, I guess (Lithium, Negative Creep), but overall they're terribly overrated. Even worse was when I tried to read their biography by Everett True - the first two hundred pages were pretty much about how they are the biggest musical geniuses, like, ever and how they are standing head and shoulders above poseurs such as Alice in Chains (whom I like much, much more). After two hundred pages I simply put the book away.
Slayer - Reign in Blood - never understood the universal love it gets. Angel of Death is great, so is Raining Blood (although two minutes of the four wouldn't really have to be just sound effects) and I even love the first twenty seconds of Altars of Sacrifice and
maybe even the first twenty seconds or so of Criminally Insane… but the rest is just way too chaotic and incoherent to my tastes, and I like early Voivod. And the solos are just random runs up and down and very sloppy at that.
South of Heaven is
much better, although Araya's completely out-of-tune shouts on the title track really strain my ears a bit.
U2 - I somewhat like War, The Joshua Tree and mostly even Achtung Baby… but the fame and love they get is absurd. As is when people refer to them them as "rockers". Never understood that. Just because you have guitar and a rhythmic section doesn't mean you don't play pop.
Same with Coldplay. I really like Viva La Vida, because it's fun, but the rest… the whiny tone of their early albums really gets on my nerves.
Radiohead: Again, way too whiny, I hate Yorke's voice to begin with, and I couldn't remember
any melody (let alone a good one) if you put a gun to my head. It bores me to death.
From the metal genre also Iced Earth and Machine Head (it never really clicked, but I plan on to give at least Iced Earth one more try)
Maybe not a "classic band", but a case of "artist everybody seems to love and I can't stand": Skrillex. Few seconds of any given song and I'm securely on my way to an epileptic fit. I'm sure there would be much more in this genre or even in the dance/party music nowadays I would hate... but I don't know any, don't remember the "songs" and I don't even know the names of the "artists" (not that I really cared). David Guetta, maybe?
A lot of punk bands… (Sex Pistols, Minor Threat and Ramones are the worst offenders)
A lot of that "old indie stuff" - the Replacements, Hüsker Dü...
I would also say a lot of that "new indie stuff" - but I know nearly nothing, except for the Unicorns which are fun (and not "new", I realize - their first and only album came out in
2003 ).
And yes, many, many others famous bands - 30 Seconds to Mars, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Maroon 5, BIEBER, ONE DIRECTION
And I won't even talk about any of the "pop divas" - Whitney Houston, Mariah Carrey, Christina Aguillera, Rihanna, AVRIL...
On the other hand, I like some of the hip hop artists (Eminem, Wu Tang Clan, Beastie Boys, Public Enemy and maybe even NWA and Notorious BIG come to mind), I love ABBA (yes, it's europop, but a very solid one - the "B guys" near the threshold of musical geniuses, if not quite reach it) and I even like Aerosmith (the first six albums or so are quite solid).