CHEESEVIVÖR Campaign 1: Steel Battalion, Battle 3 - Doro vs Iron Fire

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Campaign 1: Steel Battalion, Battle 3 - Doro vs Iron Fire

Doro. Back to the beginning now. For some reason Doro has been around forever, and despite the fact that everybody only ever wants to hear her Warlock era stuff, her name is actually more famous than Warlock's. Maybe it's because she really will do anything for a bit exposure, and so her recent discography has some.. let's say interesting moments. One of them is the above song, which was recorded for a German female boxer nobody remembers, for some superduper championship fight nobody remembers either.

Iron Fire. Much to my surprise, both Iron Fire's victory and Doro's defeat in the last round were so decisive that I'll just tell you that my gut feeling is that they'll win this one as well.

 

[Mosh]

Doro's finest moments may have been in Warlock, but her solo material is pretty good too. I like her first album enough. Plus did anybody listen to Warlock for any other reason?

 

[Brigantium]

Iron Fire get it. Doro was a bit film soundtracky but not ripe Brie.

 

[Night Prowler]

Doro: Holy Barlow, this is fucking terrible.
Iron Fire: True cheese of metal of sword of fire of dragons. Gets my vote.

 

[Ariana]

Iron Fire is cheese par excellence.

 

[MrKnickerbocker]

That Doro song is just stupid. Iron Fire delivers the brie.

 

[RTC]

More people to indulge in the cheese and ham that is Iron Fire.

 

[LooseCannon]

The purpose of the Doro song is what gives it some serious cheese consideration. Like, the lyrics are bad, they're really bad, they're stuck-in-a-french-cave-and-covered-in-blue-mold bad.

Iron Fire's song's name alone is cheesy...and the marching. Oh man, this is gonna be great.
I was right. Wow. Definitely Iron Fire. I feel like Doro is getting screwed here, but at the same time, what a load of cheese.

 

[Stardust]

Excuse me, would you like some cheese with your ham? Oh my god, Iron Fire was cheesy! My vote goes to that one!

 

[Saapanael]

I don't like the type of cheese that Doro serves. Slightly too Cheddar to my taste. Talk about repeating the same thing for too long.
Iron Fire, on the other hand, offered quality Emmental. The pleasant cheese just melts in my ears. Voted.

Edit: poll closed.