If any living thing, be they man, wizard, bird or beast, present in The Garage, on the twenty-ninth day of March, in the year two thousand & thirteen, in the presence of the mighty Steve Harris, of Iron Maiden fame, declareth, or otherwise identify themselves, as the individual named Black Wizard, of Maidenfans; then the aforementioned individual will be entitled to expect a pint of beer, or any other refreshment of their choice, should they wish to partake in such activities, to be purchased, for their exclusive enjoyment, by someone, who may appear from the crowd offering to purchase said beverage, on the express & exclusive condition that they are, indeed, the individual named Black Wizard. "I am Black Wizzzaaaaaard!!!!!", loudly bellowed, may suffice; unless more than one individual utters this proclamation. Should this scenario unfold, no such offer is likely to be forthcoming, & what may unfold cannot be foretold.