Never Say Die! (1978)
1.
Never Say Die - A simple but energetic hard rock riff sets the mood for the opening track to Sabbath's eighth album. This is a much more invigorating song than practically all of
Technical Ecstasy. Geezer's bassline absolutely fuels this engine, he's locked-in. Ozzy's performance is solid but not nearly as powerful as what we heard on
Sabotage. It feels like he's singing for radio. This whole song sounds like it was built for radio. It's fun, I like it, but it's not a classic track or anything. Good opener though.
7/10
2.
Johnny Blade - Spooky theatrical keyboard intro wriggles its way into my heart and then Bill Ward comes in with a smooth as butter shuffle which is cool as fuck. Iommi comes in with a driving riff as Ozzy appears from out of the shadows and narrates a tale of a hardened London criminal. Holy fuck, can it be?? This song is a genuine
Black Sabbath song with all of its members working in harmony to create a truly
metallic track, sleeker than ever before. Ozzy isn't at his peak and definitely struggles on the higher notes, but the way he sings "Johnny Blaaaaaa-aaade!" after the second refrain might be my favorite moment on this whole album. The song changes gears in a very Sabbathy way, turning from the buzzsaw shuffle to a stomping, blunt attack which is lots of fun. Iommi gets in a great outro solo too in a piece that must have inspired Megadeth's "Countdown to Extinction". This is a great song, better than everything we heard on
Technical Ecstasy. It's got mystique and bite, and while it's not necessarily one of Sabbath's all-time best it's still a killer composition on a record that won't often hit these highs.
8/10
3.
Junior's Eyes - Geezer Butler sets the mood with his slow, winding, unflinching bassline. Iommi fills out the sound with a plethora of little wah pedal blues rock licks. Ozzy's voice betrays the slightest twinges of emotion as he sings of a kid whose best friend has died and whose father has left him. Then everything locks into place with a truly fantastic chorus, one of the most memorable that Sabbath have ever done. It truly shows off their abilities as melody and hook writers. The tambourine section after the second chorus is a fantastic build upon the vibes of the chorus and the solos are great. This one is all about that chorus, which takes a good song and truly brings it up to that next level.
8/10
4.
A Hard Road - Whelp, I guess it was too good to be true. All of the energy from the previous three songs shits the bed here in a bloated rock song that's looking for an audience to clap their hands along to it. Why? The verses are some sleepy shit that feels like if you took the wilder notions of
Vol. 4 and got rid of all of the charm. The outro just goes on and on and on. There is no reason this needed to be six minutes long. I don't
hate this song - I think the "Why make the hard road?" bridge is actually solid - but it's so boring.
4/10
5.
Shock Wave - The side 2 opener attempts to get things back on track but it only gets halfway there. The first verses are utterly tedious but the chorus comes in and it's actually pretty good. It's followed immediately by a Yes-like acoustic/electric section which doesn't really seem to know where it's going but finds its way into the solo eventually. The ending is a Sabbath stomp, although less fun than they usually are. I think this song is okay. It has some good ideas but doesn't really find a way to fully hone them in.
6/10
6.
Air Dance - A swanking guitar intro doesn't set the tone at all for the song that we're about to hear. When the verses come in Ozzy is singing about some former dancing star and there are some pretty piano runs in the background. Sabbath have flirted with piano before but not to this extent. It's got a smooth jazz kind of vibe to it, especially with Ward's light playing. The chorus comes in and it sucks, actually. The guitar in it is annoying and it ruins the vibe we were in. After the second chorus the song becomes one long instrumental which keeps flirting with jazzy textures before building up into a rock piece that makes you think something big is coming and then... what the fuck am I listening to? Are Sabbath trying to recreate the
Peanuts theme?? Iommi's guitar solo sucks. This whole final section sounds like hold music. The keyboard runs at the very end are the only thing of any interest. This song has some good - non-Sabbathy - pieces, but it keeps fucking itself over when the bad ideas come to play.
4/10
7.
Over to You - Man, things just keep getting worse. Okay, here are the positives: The chorus plays around with the key which is kinda cool! And that's it. That's literally it. You listen to the first third of this song and you've heard everything. The intro riff sounds like a worse take on Cher's "If I Could Turn Back Time". The pace is glacial in the most tedious way possible. The piano (which must have been a holdover from "Air Dance") doesn't feel like it fits in here. Oh, and this has gotta be Ozzy's worst performance on a Sabbath song. The man sounds bored out of his fucking mind. And honestly, by the end, so am I.
3/10
8.
Breakout - In which Sabbath become a New York jazz band, and I continue to lose my patience with this album. The real shame of it is that I like every single instrument being used here, but nothing they're doing is interesting and the whole thing plods too damn much. Fuck me. Longest two minutes of my life.
3/10
9.
Swinging the Chain - And they saved the worst for last. Where do I even begin? The jazz from the previous track sticks around for a swinging tune that feels so far removed from Black Sabbath that it makes you wonder if this was intended to be a backdoor pilot for Bill Ward's Jumping Jamboree Group or some shit. By the way, that's Ward on vocals again, and it's rough. I kinda feel bad for him, because if Ozzy was singing this we would still be in the shitter, but honestly his voice compounds all the issues within this song. The chorus is utterly unmemorable. The spoken "I'm talking about my brothers!" bit is awful. The solo sounds like the cha-ching of a cash register. The song then does a change-up into the outro which is somehow even worse than everything that came before, complete with '70s R&B gang vocals. Ward actively shits himself while holding the microphone. And it can't even commit to this section, lamely limping away in a fade-out. Jesus Christ. I'm sorry, this song is bad. Thank god it's over.
2/10
OVERALL
I still don't know how I feel about this album. It starts off so strong, with three immediate songs that feel like something of a return to form after
Technical Ecstasy. But then it starts to lose focus and by the time we're deep into side 2 I don't even know what band I'm listening to anymore. "Swinging the Chain" makes me yearn for "Rock 'n' Roll Doctor".
One thing I will say is that honestly, Ozzy shouldn't have returned for this one. In the songs that
are good, he's the weakest element. In the songs that are bad, he actively heightens the disjointed nature of the record. He just doesn't sound like he's having fun here, and the others don't really know what to do anymore. There are pop elements that seem like they were gunning for radio but the record lacks any and all cohesion once "Air Dance" starts playing. The drugs were kicking their ass, clearly.
It is genuinely shocking that they put this album out and by the next year were actively writing
Heaven and Hell. What a complete turnaround. Aside from the opening trio, this record is better off left in the past.
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